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Woman gets stuck on toilet, suffers burns

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COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa - A woman who became stuck to a toilet seat in a shopping mall restroom was treated at a local hospital after paramedics used fingernail polish remover to free her, officials said.

The 53-year-old Council Bluffs woman suffered burns to her skin in the incident, which happened Wednesday, officials with the Fire Department said.

Investigators said they believe someone placed a cement compound on the toilet seat in the restroom at the Mall of the Bluffs.

Investigators say they are treating the case as an assault and vandalism.

The woman, who wasn't identified, told KETV in Omaha, Neb., that the burns are painful and that the incident was one of the most embarrassing moments in her life.


Women Gets Stuck On Toilet
 
How the fvck do you get stuck on a toilet?

I can understand if she fell in and got stuck, but ON the damn thing?
 
"Investigators said they believe someone placed a cement compound on the toilet seat in the restroom at the Mall of the Bluffs."

 
she must of been blind or just doesnt care about being clean.. even if the toilet looks clean/dry i still grab some tp and wipe it down then paper the ****** outta it before i sit down
 
Idiot: "I know! Let's use acetone!"
Common Sense guy: "I think the bathroom hand soap should work fine"
Idiot: "ACETONE! STAT!"

edit:

Didn't read the story. Cement compound ftl
 
Originally posted by: jlbenedict
"Investigators said they believe someone placed a cement compound on the toilet seat in the restroom at the Mall of the Bluffs."
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Nice call. Might want to put that in the OP.

That said... ROFL! :light: Idea.
 
Wasn't it determined that the people who've fallen victim to this sort of thing were actually the ones who placed the glue/cement compound on the toilet so they could try to sue the store?
 
You know.. its a toss up really...
Either getting glued to a toilet seat.. or

After about half way through a nice $hit, you later realize, "Holy Fvck! There is no toilet paper!!"


 
I still remember the story about the fat ladt that got stuck to an airplane toilet due to suction from the flushing mechanism and the fact that her fat ass covered the whole seat...

talk about embarrasing...
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
I still remember the story about the fat ladt that got stuck to an airplane toilet due to suction from the flushing mechanism and the fact that her fat ass covered the whole seat...

talk about embarrasing...
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Farting fixes that
 
Wow, I can't imagine EVER sitting down on a public toilet w/o a preliminary thorough wipedown. In fact I always do wipedown, then a dry polish with my pants on, THEN use it. Not that this woman 'deserves' glue, but she atleast deserves cooties.
 
Originally posted by: hypn0tik
How the fvck do you get stuck on a toilet?

I can understand if she fell in and got stuck, but ON the damn thing?
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Someone put a type of glue on the seat... apparently the lady was so fat and sweaty she could not feel it or see it.
 
I never sit right on the toilet seat. Thats gross she deserves it if she doesnt put toilet paper on the seat first
 
Originally posted by: jjsole
Wow, I can't imagine EVER sitting down on a public toilet w/o a preliminary thorough wipedown. In fact I always do wipedown, then a dry polish with my pants on, THEN use it. Not that this woman 'deserves' glue, but she atleast deserves cooties.
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Wiping the seat with dry toilet paper isn't going to do anything except give the e. coli a nice massage... You need disinfectant to do anything.
 
Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Wiping the seat with dry toilet paper isn't going to do anything except give the e. coli a nice massage... You need disinfectant to do anything.
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It mayn ot do anything to ecoli but it will remove that layer of swamp ass from the seat.
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
I still remember the story about the fat ladt that got stuck to an airplane toilet due to suction from the flushing mechanism and the fact that her fat ass covered the whole seat...

talk about embarrasing...
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mythbusters determined this to be false if i recall correctly
 
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