Woman found alive in body bag---at the morgue!!!!

FettsBabe

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Talk about a BAD day

Funeral home director discovers woman in body bag was still alive
January 25, 2001
Web posted at: 7:28 AM EST (1228 GMT)


ASHLAND, Massachusetts (AP) -- Emergency medical technicians in Ashland, Massachusetts, thought the 39-year-old woman found slumped in a bathtub was dead. So did funeral director John Matarese -- until he heard a gurgling noise coming from the body bag.

"It scared me half to death," Matarese said. "The girl was alive."

Matarese quickly unzipped the body bag and held the woman's mouth open to keep her air passages clear. By the time emergency technicians arrived, the woman was breathing. She's now hospitalized in good condition.

The woman, whose name was not released, was found Saturday unconscious in a tub of cold water. She apparently overdosed on pills, police said.

Police officers and emergency medical technicians were unable to detect any signs of life. After police determined she was an apparent suicide victim, her body was taken to Matarese's funeral home.

"From everybody's observation, more time had elapsed than would have allowed resuscitation," said Town Administrator Dexter Blois.

The state Department of Public Health is investigating to determine whether emergency workers acted properly, said spokeswoman Roseanne Pawelec.

"The fact that they didn't take her to the hospital, just assumed she was dead, is the big mistake," said Dr. Murray Hamlet, a hypothermia resuscitation expert in Natick, Massachusetts. "People have to understand that cold, stiff, blue people can be resuscitated."
 

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Ooops!

What's really scary is what her brain is like. That long with little oxygen has probably turned her mellon into cottage cheese :frown:
 

Eug

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What they teach doctors (but apparently not all EMTs):

"It ain't dead until it's warm and dead."
 

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vi-edit, considering she overdosed on pills, her brain wasn't in the best of shape to begin with. :p
 

GL

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IamDavid,

Additionally, I bet she'll win a hefty amount of money!

-GL
 

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<< People have to understand that cold, stiff, blue people can be resuscitated >>



uh, yeah.
 

Wah

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you forgot this part...

<<After the woman was taken to the hopital, Matarese ran to the nearest Kmart to buy a new pair of underwear.>> :) jk.