Woman cut in half to remove cancer

[rasczak]

sounds like they took extreme measures, but whatever works.

**cracks whip** Get back into LnR you!

 

[Xstatic1]

**cracks whip** Get back into LnR you!

owwww! more please. LOLOL.





....i'm kidding.

 

[rasczak]

owwww! more please. LOLOL.





....i'm kidding.

No you're not. :awe:

 

[TwiceOver]

...for a very good reason: she's the first person surgeons cut in half, removed much of a cancerous midsection, then put back together with a happy ending.

For some reason this makes me think they've done this unsuccessfully many times before.

 

[Lamont Burns]

i'd hit it

 

[SunnyD]

For some reason this makes me think they've done this unsuccessfully many times before.

Dude, doctors get happy endings after surgery? God damn I'm in the wrong field!

 

[SAWYER]

I wonder how she uses the bathroom, and I assume sex is out of the question

 

[DanDaManJC]

i'd hit it

Hit what though?

 

[PlasmaBomb]

woot! you fixed the caner!

you deserve a meda

oh noes! now you have it... we must cut you in half!

Maybe the one that doesn't have 'h's' has it too!

 

[Cogman]

whats this obsession with flogging rods? (caner).

 

[911paramedic]

then put back together with a happy ending.

At least she got a happy ending. I guess the bits are still in place.

 

[Aharami]

that is an incredible story. so she doesn't have her left leg now, but can at least watch her kids grow. As strong as she is for having to go thru this (she had no choice), her husband is even stronger for sticking by her side. Must've been emotional hell for that family.

 

[waggy]

She's smokin! 8/10

Or is it 4/10 now?

wouldn't it be 4/5 since she was cut in half?

 

[Cogman]

wouldn't it be 4/5 since she was cut in half?

8 out of 5. Hotness is seeps back into the body, even when a limb is removed.

 

[Krazy4Real]

crazy story.

 

[SagaLore]

And we wonder why healthcare cost so much.

Amazing job though, wish they had a diagram of what they did.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Goldin's_illusion_1.svg

 

[Powermoloch]

holy smokes O_O

good to see her in a great recovery :thumbsup:

 

[Fayd]

8 out of 5. Hotness is seeps back into the body, even when a limb is removed.

amputee porn?

 

[0roo0roo]

Hopefully she is good with her mouth, otherwise her husband is gonna up and leave here in a few years!

maybe its like going blind and how your hearing gets better...

deep throat...boom chicka wow wow...

 

[Fritzo]

I wonder if the doctor's lovely assistant placed her in a box, closed the lid, and then the doctor came out wearing a tuxedo, showed a large saw to the audience, and then cut her in half...

 

[dainthomas]

What's a pizza pop?

 

[Gooberlx2]

Wow that's awesome. I'd like to see a CGI rendering of how they took her apart and put her back together. I'm gonna bet it'll be on 'Mystery Diagnosis' one day.

 

[Gooberlx2]

What's a pizza pop?

I thinking the Canadian version of a pizza roll

 

[Fayd]

I thinking the Canadian version of a pizza roll

no.. it's something that looks and is shaped like an empanada... except it's got pizza roll filling.

 

[Triumph]

Give me ham on 5, hold the mayo.