Wolf Blitzer will be conducting interviews with faraway strategists by hologram

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http://www.engadget.com/2008/1...rategists-on-election/

As the news networks spend oodles of cash in order to one-up the other with whiz-bang visuals and mind-melting charts, CNN is looking to blow just about everyone else away. As election night officially kicks off in just a few hours, the network's Wolf Blitzer will be conducting interviews with faraway strategists not via the traditional two-pane window, but by hologram. Believe it or not, professionals in Chicago and Phoenix will be beamed live to CNN's New York studios in order to give viewers a look at Wolf and a ghostly counterpart. Granted, this is far from the first holographic / 3D interview we've seen, but it is rather impressive given the scenario. In related news, we're also told that FOX News will be touting a "giant wall with touch-screen technology [that] will provide electoral map results," which hopefully translates in geek speak to "Surface."
 

JohnCU

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hahahaha wow, i can't wait to see that, i think these people on CNN all did a line of coke before they started
 

Crono

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CNN trys too hard to be everything to everyone.

That said, I would like to see a holographic Wolf Blitzer. That guy has the most awesome name ever, by the way. If I ever get a dog (hopefully a husky) I'll name him that.
 

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You know, I've always thought that Fox News got the biggest ratings boost from the start of the Iraq war because they had the best graphics. Maybe this will give CNN the lead.
 

TallBill

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Originally posted by: Crono
CNN trys too hard to be everything to everyone.

That said, I would like to see a holographic Wolf Blitzer. That guy has the most awesome name ever, by the way. If I ever get a dog (hopefully a husky) I'll name him that.

I agree. I'd hire a man named Wolf Blitzer for any job without any prequalifications.
 

TallBill

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This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen on tv. She looks cell shaded.

Oh fuck, now we gotta hear about it.
 

JohnCU

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Originally posted by: TallBill
This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen on tv. She looks cell shaded.

Oh fuck, now we gotta hear about it.

yeah, this is worthless
 

rockyct

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lol, this is about as useful as that floating pie chart from the primaries.
 

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Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
help me Obi wan kenobi, you're my only hope

beat me to it :p

What will be cool is when they get a device that beams live sporting events with 1/8 scale holographic players into the middle of your living room.
 

JohnCU

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Originally posted by: SludgeFactory
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
help me Obi wan kenobi, you're my only hope

beat me to it :p

What will be cool is when they get a device that beams live sporting events with 1/8 scale holographic players into the middle of your living room.

or life-size pornstars
 

JohnCU

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Originally posted by: SludgeFactory
Originally posted by: JohnCU
or life-size pornstars

I need the tactile feedback that only a sex robot will be able to provide :heart:

i await the day where i can load an image into a robot and it suddenly transforms into the perfect version of that woman. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. sarah palin robot. without the annoying voice.
 

TallBill

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Originally posted by: JohnCU
so they did it once and... that's it?

Yes, because it was fucking retarded. Upper management probably saw it for the first time and flipped out.
 

SKORPI0

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Now they have a "virtual Capitol" projected showing the senate race. :roll: