woke up the whole fsckin neighborhood

[batchman107]

gawd ... i got home and parked my car in the driveway ... then the fsckin horn just started going off, GAWD!!! i took all of the fuses out of the fuse box by my left knee, but that didn't work...so i popped the hood and went to disconnect the battery but the fsckin nuts were all stripped, so i swore real loud (not like you could hear over the horn) and proceeded to disconnect the passenger-side horn from power...the driver-side horn kept going, though, for another 5 minutes, after which i just pulled really hard on the 12V cable and yanked it away from the fsckin battery. the entire neighborhood woke up, there were babies crying and stuff. what a wake-up call...11:30 at night, and there's a fsckin Cadillac honkin its horn at everyone :disgust::frown:

 

Rough man, must have felt like an a$$.

 

[Aves]

Man that would have been a funny sight. I'm just glad I don't live in your neighborhood.

 

[bonkers325]

<< gawd ... i got home and parked my car in the driveway ... then the fsckin horn just started going off, GAWD!!! i took all of the fuses out of the fuse box by my left knee, but that didn't work...so i popped the hood and went to disconnect the battery but the fsckin nuts were all stripped, so i swore real loud (not like you could hear over the horn) and proceeded to disconnect the passenger-side horn from power...the driver-side horn kept going, though, for another 5 minutes, after which i just pulled really hard on the 12V cable and yanked it away from the fsckin battery. the entire neighborhood woke up, there were babies crying and stuff. what a wake-up call...11:30 at night, and there's a fsckin Cadillac honkin its horn at everyone :disgust::frown: >>

 

[kami]

that sucks

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

Luckily I just pull in the garage. But, that would equally suck inside the house.

 

[batchman107]

<< Rough man, must have felt like an a$$. >>



yeah, no shiznat (dangit, can't swear on this forum ... where's the &quot;roll eyes&quot; smiley??! )

not that it's bad that i have tinnitus already, and then i'm standing in front of a car's open hood while the horn's going off ... more permanent ear damage for me!! w00t!! (&quot;roll eyes&quot; smiley goes here)

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

Yeah, we don't fvckin swear here, it's more of an educated crowd. Sh1t yeah.

 

[batchman107]

<< Yeah, we don't fvckin swear here, it's more of an educated crowd. Sh1t yeah. >>



so sayin &quot;fsck sh!t a$$ b!tch c|_|nt shoobity doo-whop&quot; is bad, eh?

 

[pulpp]

one of my old cars used to do that randomly too, never figured out quite why it happened

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Woke up a few dormitories once. A van load of us arrived on campus after driving to Idaho from Sea-Tac airport. We were off-loading bags, and someone set a suitcase behind a car, and it tipped over and was leaning on the bumper. None of us noticed anything until this voice started saying, &quot;This car is protected by an electronic security device! Please back away, or an alarm will sound!&quot; It alternated between that message and several annoying alarms for several minutes until the car owner finally showed up and we realised what had happened.

 

[batchman107]

see, i'm not exactly sure why it happened either.

i have been looking for a new car to replace the aging dinosaur (picture for j00), in the form of a Volkswagen GTI VR6 (another picture for j00). i never mentioned anything around my current car (which can be seen in the first picture) until today, when a friend called me on my cell while i was getting out of my car at White Hen. i think that, for some strange reason, my current car caught wind of the fact that it would be replaced, and it did NOT like that.

my car is possessed.