Witnessed some excellent PWNAGE tonight!

JulesMaximus

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Jul 3, 2003
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So, I'm driving home tonight after work on this side street coming up to a freeway interchange. I'm cruising along at the speed limit coming up to a stop sign where you can either turn left or right and I see this guy coming up fast in an old white BMW 3 series. I see him dart to the right to pass me so I move over and block him. Then he goes left to go around me that way so I move over to block him from doing that (it's one lane and he had no right to try to pass me there). He proceeds to swerve into oncoming traffic forcing an oncoming car to take evasive action almost hitting me and the guy coming at us...he doesn't and is able to squeeze through. Well, I gave him the you're #1 salute and swore a couple times under my breath as I watched this jackass cut off three more cars, blow through a stop sign and cut off another car making a left turn as he goes around him and blasts off down a side street.

Well, here's where the PWNAGE comes in. There was a Sheriff patrol car exiting the freeway (which is about 20-30 yards to the right of the intersection the idiot just blew through) so he flips on the sirens and lights and speeds off in pursuit.

YEAH!!! TAKE THAT ASSHOLE!!!

BTW-A black Jetta came up shortly after with hazard lights on and split lanes to follow the cop. I suspect that the idiot in the BMW might have hit the guy in the Jetta and took off.

Sweet sweet justice. :laugh::thumbsup:

Edit-Let's get something straight here. I was driving down a two lane road (one lane each direction) and coming up to a stop sign where there were 3 stopped cars in front of me. There was no shoulder for him to pass me on...just a dirt embankment and a fence right up to the edge of the road. There was no way he'd get around me on the right anyway so my blocking him really just prevented him from getting up along side me.

Also, the car coming at us in the other lane had just turned onto the road and wasn't going very fast and douchebag had already slowed down greatly because I was coming up to a stop and moving slowly and he couldn't get by anyway. When he passed me on the left I made it a little difficult for him but he pretty much had to go into the other lane regardless of what I did. I just made sure he knew I wasn't going to give him an inch.

Anyway, he drove right past 2 other cars, blew a stop sign and cut off a guy turning left right in front of a cop. He's probably cuffed and sitting in a police station and I'm here drinking a martini and eating sushi. :beer:
 

isekii

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Mar 16, 2001
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lmao, that asshole could've bumped and run you off the road.
good thing you made out safe.
 

Goosemaster

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Apr 10, 2001
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I see him dart to the right to pass me so I move over and block him. Then he goes left to go around me that way so I move over to block him from doing that (it's one lane and he had no right to try to pass me there)

**** you man. You people are what ruin driving for everyone. I bet you even tried to un-pop his collar.
 

Kelvrick

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Feb 14, 2001
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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
So, I'm driving home tonight after work on this side street coming up to a freeway interchange. I'm cruising along at the speed limit coming up to a stop sign where you can either turn left or right and I see this guy coming up fast in an old white BMW 3 series. I see him dart to the right to pass me so I move over and block him. Then he goes left to go around me that way so I move over to block him from doing that (it's one lane and he had no right to try to pass me there). He proceeds to swerve into oncoming traffic forcing an oncoming car to take evasive action almost hitting me and the guy coming at us...he doesn't and is able to squeeze through. Well, I gave him the you're #1 salute and swore a couple times under my breath as I watched this jackass cut off three more cars, blow through a stop sign and cut off another car making a left turn as he goes around him and blasts off down a side street.

Well, here's where the PWNAGE comes in. There was a Sheriff patrol car exiting the freeway (which is about 20-30 yards to the right of the intersection the idiot just blew through) so he flips on the sirens and lights and speeds off in pursuit.

YEAH!!! TAKE THAT ASSHOLE!!!

BTW-A black Jetta came up shortly after with hazard lights on and split lanes to follow the cop. I suspect that the idiot in the BMW might have hit the guy in the Jetta and took off.

Sweet sweet justice. :laugh::thumbsup:

Never know. Maybe that black jetta didn't want a cop to show up and prevent... Street justice!
 

AgaBoogaBoo

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Feb 16, 2003
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Isn't that just satisfying? I'm not joking btw, I love it when someone is being an idiot and getting their damn ego or whatever in the way of driving and then gets ticketed for it :D
 

apac

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Apr 12, 2003
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Yeah I was going to say, you were this close to being one of those poor civilians from Worlds Wildest Police Videos.
 

AgaBoogaBoo

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Feb 16, 2003
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Originally posted by: glutenberg
I would not risk my Lotus Elise on an ass like that. But good story nevertheless.
He rented that car IIRC. He's got another amazing car though, again, IIRC. (STi I believe)
 

Goosemaster

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Apr 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Isn't that just satisfying? I'm not joking btw, I love it when someone is being an idiot and getting their damn ego or whatever in the way of driving and then gets ticketed for it :D

I hate it when peopel actively block people. It's not a fvking race and it's not your fvking road.

 

Steve

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May 2, 2004
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When I see someone coming up quickly behind me like they want to pass, I stay where I am and just let them. They'll get theirs.
 

halik

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Oct 10, 2000
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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Isn't that just satisfying? I'm not joking btw, I love it when someone is being an idiot and getting their damn ego or whatever in the way of driving and then gets ticketed for it :D

I hate it when peopel actively block people. It's not a fvking race and it's not your fvking road.


Yeah that falls under duchebaggery also. I usually don't care unless im out riding, in which case I will fly by you while bouncing the redline at 14.5K
 

ColdFusion718

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Sometimes, it's not worth it to put someone else in their place. What if he had hit some cars and caused people to be killed? Sure, you weren't directly responsible, but you did egg him on. Is it really worth it?

People try to pass me on the right side all the time. Yes, many times I could have been a jerk and not let them go and potentially cause a huge pile up with many people hurt. It's just not worth it.

But I'm sure you felt good that the douchebag got owned. One down, only 123727 left to go.
 

Kelvrick

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Feb 14, 2001
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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Isn't that just satisfying? I'm not joking btw, I love it when someone is being an idiot and getting their damn ego or whatever in the way of driving and then gets ticketed for it :D

I hate it when peopel actively block people. It's not a fvking race and it's not your fvking road.

Umm, he stated there was only one lane, and I'm sure that since there were incoming cars, it was unsafe to pass. Its not like there were two lanes and he changed to block.
 

Goosemaster

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I was like "this is totally fvked up:|"

Until I saw the first guy on the bike:eek:


..and burst out laughing:laugh:
 

JulesMaximus

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Jul 3, 2003
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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Isn't that just satisfying? I'm not joking btw, I love it when someone is being an idiot and getting their damn ego or whatever in the way of driving and then gets ticketed for it :D

I hate it when peopel actively block people. It's not a fvking race and it's not your fvking road.

Well, there wasn't room for him to pass on either side. It was a single lane road. I was just trying to prevent him from getting up along side me and forcing me into traffic or something.
 

2Xtreme21

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Jun 13, 2004
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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Isn't that just satisfying? I'm not joking btw, I love it when someone is being an idiot and getting their damn ego or whatever in the way of driving and then gets ticketed for it :D

I hate it when peopel actively block people. It's not a fvking race and it's not your fvking road.

Well, there wasn't room for him to pass on either side. It was a single lane road. I was just trying to prevent him from getting up along side me and forcing me into traffic or something.

I think it's your right to out-douche-bag someone in cases like this.
 

SSSnail

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Nov 29, 2006
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So you purposely create a hazardous driving condition not only for yourself, but for others as well? Way to go @sshole. It's not even safe what you're doing, you are not "teaching" anybody anything; and what's worse? He could have been one of those whacko that kill people over road rage, do you ever think about that before acting stupid like this? You have kid(s) right? Do you think about them? Something to think about right?

He's probably pissed off from having to deal with you so his actions afterwards could be explanable. Yours however is unexplanable, and inexcusable. Get off your fvcking high horse and MYGDB.
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: SSSnail
So you purposely create a hazardous driving condition not only for yourself, but for others as well? Way to go @sshole. It's not even safe what you're doing, you are not "teaching" anybody anything; and what's worse? He could have been one of those whacko that kill people over road rage, do you ever think about that before acting stupid like this? You have kid(s) right? Do you think about them? Something to think about right?

He's probably pissed off from having to deal with you so his actions afterwards could be explanable. Yours however is unexplanable, and inexcusable. Get off your fvcking high horse and MYGDB.

I didn't create the situation dumbass. He did. You don't go passing people on the shoulder or veer into oncoming traffic just because you're in a hurry. What part of I was on a one lane road and there was no room to pass me didn't you understand? :roll:
 

eits

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Originally posted by: glutenberg
I would not risk my Lotus Elise on an ass like that. But good story nevertheless.

pab, is that you?

edit: nevermind... you weren't saying you had the lotus, you were talking about the op... i didn't notice his signature until after i read your post.
 

Jawo

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I was driving on I-81 South near Harrisonburg a few years back and these hillibilly hicks (1980's beat up Chrysler with lots of visable trash inside) started tailgating. I make a few defensive manuvers to avoid other traffic, then slow down to the mid 40's and he does the same and he and his friend start flicking me off...then speed off...what arseholes!

I could go on and on....but assholes rarely win.
 

Kalmah

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Originally posted by: SSSnail
You have kid(s) right?


It was a stop sign that that man was about to run.. it could have been YOUR kids that the man was about to hit.