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coloumb

coloumb

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Nope - never have [touched medically enhanced boobage] - but I'd like to someday. Of the [married] women I know who do have the fake boobage - they lost quite a lot of their intelligence during the surgery.
 
Kadarin

Kadarin

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coloumb said:
Nope - never have [touched medically enhanced boobage] - but I'd like to someday. Of the [married] women I know who do have the fake boobage - they lost quite a lot of their intelligence during the surgery.
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And once they get divorced they turn into cougars. A few years later and it's all about the leopard print...
 
ConstipatedVigilante

ConstipatedVigilante

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Never felt fake ones. I've felt real B's C's, D's, and - all very nice. To be honest, I think the B's and C's were the best - very proportional and the most firm. D's tend to be a bit more floppy/saggy.

A big part of the turn-on for me is that the girl likes it, though. When I touch my girl's chest and she lets out a little sigh of delight, that's the hottest thing in the world.
 
thecoolnessrune

thecoolnessrune

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polarmystery said:
I love big boobs, but haven't felt fake ones. The best I've felt are natural 34 D's...and I doubt I'll get that experience again :(
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This is my gf currently and I'm with you that they are definitely the best I've ever felt. I have to take a squeeze everyday :p
 
thecoolnessrune

thecoolnessrune

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ConstipatedVigilante said:
Never felt fake ones. I've felt real B's C's, D's, and - all very nice. To be honest, I think the B's and C's were the best - very proportional and the most firm. D's tend to be a bit more floppy/saggy.

A big part of the turn-on for me is that the girl likes it, though. When I touch my girl's chest and she lets out a little sigh of delight, that's the hottest thing in the world.
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Oh, and this x infinity.
 
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ShawnD1

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coloumb said:
Nope - never have [touched medically enhanced boobage] - but I'd like to someday. Of the [married] women I know who do have the fake boobage - they lost quite a lot of their intelligence during the surgery.
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That's strange. Men are very polite and keep telling me I'm really really smart since I got bigger boobs!

A big part of the turn-on for me is that the girl likes it, though. When I touch my girl's chest and she lets out a little sigh of delight, that's the hottest thing in the world.
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I love when I hug my gf from behind and she kinda tilts her head to the side, showing her neck. If I were a vampire, it would be twice as awesome.
 
0roo0roo

0roo0roo

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surfsatwerk said:
Yeah fake tits don't even remotely feel like the real deal. I need more give and wobble in my bewbs.
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aka if she's not as hot as jessica alba i won't even take a second look at the girl.

we all know about atots standards.
 
MichaelD

MichaelD

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Fake boobs on a pretty girl with a decent "rest of her body" = fun sex for a weekend.

Fake boobs on all other women = just freaking weird and nasty and ewwww! Don't wanna touch u!

Fake boobs in general = not fun. Feel weird + most women are so proud/afraid of "hurting them" that they don't want you squeezing/pinching/fondling too hard or anything else you'd normally do with reall titties. THAT = huge turnoff GTFO of my bed and go away faketittyhobagwhore!

ps
When the girl is really cute, and is 5'3", 110 pounds and has a 34C chest it's really nice looking. Until she's on top and you're staring at them (of course!!) and they_don't_move_at_all! D: It's like they're drawn-on or something. Too weird, period! :eek:
 
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0roo0roo

0roo0roo

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which is fun to say until you account for the real saggy boobs that can be natural esp after child birth/breast feeding.
 
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Ackmed

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jjsole said:
Most women's natural boobs are not all that attractive.

thecoolnessrune said:
You know how I know you're gay?
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The facts are, that most women who have decent sized breast, start to sag as they get older. A saggy boob is not a good boob. Or they go away after they have kids. They do not stay perky like a younger womans do. There is no denying this fact, and a big reason why women get it done.

Sure there are younger women who have perfectly fine breasts, and still do it. Oh well, its their choice.
 
MichaelD

MichaelD

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0roo0roo said:
which is fun to say until you account for the real saggy boobs that can be natural esp after child birth/breast feeding.
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Very, very true. Unfortunately. And after you pass roughly 30 years old, that's pretty much all you're going to see unless you hang out at the college nightclubs, look/act young and manage to score on a regular basis. It's a sad, SAD fact of getting older.

Now...if you're going Cougar Hunting...ala Courteney Cox...give me a 40-something woman who HAS had a boob-job, but keeps herself thin and fit and knows how to drop kick my ass from one side of the bed to the other, slap me upside my head to wake me up, makes me a cup of coffee, goes down on me then jumps on top and breaks the damn thing clean off....yeah, I can deal with those fake boobs. The skillz involved more than make up for them.
 
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