Winona Ryder: Shoplifter Interrupted?

[UberNeuman]

It's a Girl Thang!!!!

 

[Aves]

It says she was charged with felony grand theft but what are the odds she'll go to prison? Slim I'd say. :disgust:

 

[Logix]

Isn't she a rich celebrity? Can't she just pay for stuff she wants? She tries to steal $5,000 worth of jewelry and then ends up paying $20,000 bond instead. What's wrong with these people?

And, she's unlikely to go to prison.

 

[jonMEGA]

" I'm alone............. I'm utterly alone....... " - Lydia ( Winona Ryder ) in Beetlejuice

heh

 

[UNCjigga]

<< (Even behind bars, she's just too cute!) >>

Damn straight!
Mmmm, Winona behind bars...with handcuffs on! What an erotically stimulating mental picture.

 

[Saltin]

Naughty girl...heheh I like it

 

[pulse8]

<< What's wrong with these people? >>



What's wrong with celebrities or cleptomaniacs?

If she is a cleptomaniac then the items have nothing to do with it. It's about the act of stealing it.

 

[Murpheeee]

LOLOL

CNN Link

 

[thelanx]

Reminds me of that movie, The Thomas Crown Affair.

 

[ImTyping]

They say that one of the reasons why women shoplift is because they are bored and frustrated sexually.

Come here, Winona...let me help you with that problem...

 

[Nefrodite]

yup she's too cute my pretty baby has mental problems awww.

probably wasnt' very good at shop lifting either

 

[McPhreak]

I don't understand how someone with such celebrity status could hope to think that no one was watching her while she was shoplifting.

Still, makes me wanna go down to 90210 and commit a felony just to be locked up with her in jail. Too bad she posted bail...

 

[pulse8]

If she's clepto, it's a sickness. She doesn't think about those things.

 

[Jejunum]

Publicity stunt?!

 

[JellyBaby]

Did you even read the piece?

<< He said Ryder had receipts for the clothing and a prescription for the painkillers she was carrying. He also claimed she was just carrying the items between departments and was simply busted by overzealous security guards. >>

She's quite wealthy. It's highly unlikely she would steal $5,000 worth of goods, mere change for her.

 

[yakko]

<< They say that one of the reasons why women shoplift is because they are bored and frustrated sexually.

Come here, Winona...let me help you with that problem... >>

And once he is done curing your boredom I will take care of your sexual frustrations.

 

[Nefrodite]

<< He said Ryder had receipts for the clothing and a prescription for the painkillers she was carrying.

funny thats what i heard too hmm..

 

[dawman45]

lol funny...esp. when it happens to celebs.

 

[NFS4]

She's just TOO cute Her and Meg Ryan both.

**NFS4 gets mental image of Meg Ryan and Winona Ryder behind bars with handcuffs**

 

[Aenygma]

Its ridiculous... I can't stand moronic celebs ( so that means about 98% )... She will pay some doctor to write the prescription for the drugs and pre date it.

 

[StormRider]

Since I consider her to be one of the most beautiful women in the world, I would drop all charges....

 

[y2kc]

<< **NFS4 gets mental image of Meg Ryan and Winona Ryder behind bars with handcuffs** >>



Thanks for putting that one in my head (although I'd probably swap Ryan for Blanchette or Shakira)

it's a cry for help....she's a 30 year old adolescent, she needs cuddling, behind bars, by her sexy cell mate.......MMMMMMMM..........