WIMP!!

SaltBoy

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http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=2479100

HOUSTON Sep 22, 2006 (AP)? An astronaut from the space shuttle Atlantis collapsed twice Friday during a welcome home ceremony, a wobbly return that officials attributed to the adjustment from 12 days at zero gravity.

Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper left the hangar at Ellington Field through a side door but was not taken to a hospital. Officials said she was doing fine.

Piper, fifth of the six astronauts to speak, appeared to be confused before her legs buckled during her address. NASA officials and crew members braced her and lowered her to the ground. She stood up again, and the crowd applauded.

"Boy, if that's not a little embarrassing," she said.

After speaking for another half-minute or so, she again appeared confused and gripped the podium. Crew members stepped to her side and lowered her to the floor.

Two NASA officials helped her leave through a side door.

The Atlantis crew returned Thursday after performing the first construction work on the international space station since the Columbia disaster 3 1/2 years ago.

They performed three grueling spacewalks to hook up a 17 1/2-ton addition, which included a giant set of electricity-producing solar panels.

Piper, a 43-year-old from St. Paul, Minn., is a commander in the Navy and was a mission specialist and cosmic electrician aboard the shuttle. She carried out two of the spacewalks, joining an elite club of only six other U.S. women and a single Russian woman who have made spacewalks.

I swear, you can't even keep yourself from falling after being weightless for 12 days?! :confused:
 

So

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Originally posted by: SaltBoy

I swear, you can't even keep yourself from falling after being weightless for 12 days?! :confused:

You go to space, spend two weeks assembling a space station, come back, and hold a press conference.
 

SaltBoy

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Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: SaltBoy

I swear, you can't even keep yourself from falling after being weightless for 12 days?! :confused:

You go to space, spend two weeks assembling a space station, come back, and hold a press conference.
Your sarcasm meter's broken, but that's okay. I still love you. :heart:

 

Rubycon

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WIMP?

Hey don't knock it until you try it! :p

Log rolling looks easy but if you try it you will see it's not!

That's just ONE example.
 

So

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Originally posted by: SaltBoy
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: SaltBoy

I swear, you can't even keep yourself from falling after being weightless for 12 days?! :confused:

You go to space, spend two weeks assembling a space station, come back, and hold a press conference.
Your sarcasm meter's broken, but that's okay. I still love you. :heart:

My sarcasm meter's fine, but I think your sarcasm generator has been pushed well into the red. :p
 

Horus

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Originally posted by: SaltBoy
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=2479100

HOUSTON Sep 22, 2006 (AP)? An astronaut from the space shuttle Atlantis collapsed twice Friday during a welcome home ceremony, a wobbly return that officials attributed to the adjustment from 12 days at zero gravity.

Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper left the hangar at Ellington Field through a side door but was not taken to a hospital. Officials said she was doing fine.

Piper, fifth of the six astronauts to speak, appeared to be confused before her legs buckled during her address. NASA officials and crew members braced her and lowered her to the ground. She stood up again, and the crowd applauded.

"Boy, if that's not a little embarrassing," she said.

After speaking for another half-minute or so, she again appeared confused and gripped the podium. Crew members stepped to her side and lowered her to the floor.

Two NASA officials helped her leave through a side door.

The Atlantis crew returned Thursday after performing the first construction work on the international space station since the Columbia disaster 3 1/2 years ago.

They performed three grueling spacewalks to hook up a 17 1/2-ton addition, which included a giant set of electricity-producing solar panels.

Piper, a 43-year-old from St. Paul, Minn., is a commander in the Navy and was a mission specialist and cosmic electrician aboard the shuttle. She carried out two of the spacewalks, joining an elite club of only six other U.S. women and a single Russian woman who have made spacewalks.

I swear, you can't even keep yourself from falling after being weightless for 12 days?! :confused:

That's COMMANDER Wimp to you, sonny.

 

Jeff7

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Hell, I can get really dizzy if I'm laying down for a few minutes and then stand up quickly. My vision may even begin to go black around the edges if I don't start to breathe rapidly to get more oxygen.
 

Baked

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Women w/ hyphenated last name are weird, it reflects their indecisive personality.
 

Vich

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Hell, I can get really dizzy if I'm laying down for a few minutes and then stand up quickly. My vision may even begin to go black around the edges if I don't start to breathe rapidly to get more oxygen.

Are you 400lb?
 

Soccerman06

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Being in space for 12 days is like laying in bed and hardly moving for 12 days, not even moving to go to the bathroom. You would get considerable muscle aptrified (spelling) from doing nothing for that long.