Discussion Will you be storming Area 51?

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Will you be participating in the storming of Area 51?

  • Yes

    Votes: 5 10.2%
  • No

    Votes: 16 32.7%
  • I'll be abducted before I get there

    Votes: 4 8.2%
  • Trump ordered me not to

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Google maps took me to Dairy Queen

    Votes: 12 24.5%
  • I don't have a working tin foil hat yet

    Votes: 11 22.4%

  • Total voters
    49
  • Poll closed .

Jhhnn

IN MEMORIAM
Nov 11, 1999
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I sure wouldn't want any of those idiots adopting any animals.

Extraterrestrial nutters love their dogs as much as anybody else. Once the guards are subdued the dogs can sniff out the aliens, anyway, like drug dogs only different.
 

dawp

Lifer
Jul 2, 2005
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I'd go but just to watch the 3 stooges style on a massive scale. or is it the keystone cops.
 

Puffnstuff

Lifer
Mar 9, 2005
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Extraterrestrial nutters love their dogs as much as anybody else. Once the guards are subdued the dogs can sniff out the aliens, anyway, like drug dogs only different.
I'll bet they already do a lot of sniffing in those circles while listening to Eric Clapton and the Grateful Dead.....:eek::p
 

cytg111

Lifer
Mar 17, 2008
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This is how social media "going viral" is supposed to work, by sheer randomness, a butterfly, something will begin to take up momentum and then manifest it self as something massively beautifully super stupid. Its a consequence of free speech and social media giving everybody a platform. I say "supposed to work" cause its the same vector that hostile agents use to weaponize free speech against a free west.
Now what to do with that information ... dunno.
 

[DHT]Osiris

Lifer
Dec 15, 2015
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Vic

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Jun 12, 2001
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Pretty sure I've said this before, but the real conspiracy theory about Area 51 is that it's an illegal toxic waste dump, and the aliens are the cover story.

 
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crashtech

Lifer
Jan 4, 2013
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Government and their contractors do that crap all the time, Santa Susana field lab in SoCal being an infamous example. What boggles the mind is that with that giant swath of Nevada desert under their control, they could have done these burns well away and downwind from people. But they were not just criminal, they were lazy, negligent, and stupid, too.