Thanks for the reply! I didn't think they knew WTF they were talking about.
Currently (trying to get) running:
AMD XP 1600+ AROIA w/ Volcano 6 cu
LEADTEK K7NCR18D PRO Nforce 2
MSI GF4-Ti4200 64MB
1GB Mushkin PC2700 DDR
Allied 450W PSU
Yes, ALL of my fans are spinning, including the GPU fan. I tried resetting the CMOS jumper, no luck. What does that do, anyway? I was curious about that. Thanks. (BTW, I have been dealing with this problem since October! I have gotten a new PSU, RAM, processor, and mobo. I know for a fact that the RAM and VC work.