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Will I get put in jail for exposing myself to small children?

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I thought most people dried off in the shower so you don't get water all over the floor.

Don't fully open the shower curtain until you have dried off and wrapped the towel around yourself?
 
They are probably going to arrest you for the children you have in your freezer before the indecent exposure. Or maybe they'll use the indecent exposure to get a search warrant to look in your freezer.
 
With the two inches of shrinkage from the shower water, schneiderguy should have a fairly well-developed vagina.

Pics of schneiderguy vagina?
 
Jeeebus said:
With the two inches of shrinkage from the shower water, schneiderguy should have a fairly well-developed vagina.

Pics of schneiderguy vagina?
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Oddly enough...google images provided the following pic when searching for "schneiderguy vagina."

retarded-superman_big.jpg


Seems pretty accurate to me.
 
twinrider1 said:
Surgical castration for the OP.......something I would gladly donate towards.
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BoomerD said:
How much you got?

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OP volunteers.
ATOT'ers donate to an escrow account. Shouldn't be much if we all kick in.
OP follows through and the world is a better place.
OP backs out and the money goes to some org that helps abused kids. And OP is permabanned and karma ruins his every waking moment.
 
twinrider1 said:
OP volunteers.
ATOT'ers donate to an escrow account. Shouldn't be much if we all kick in.
OP follows through and the world is a better place.
OP backs out and the money goes to some org that helps abused kids. And OP is permabanned and karma ruins his every waking moment.
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I've got it covered.

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Wyndru said:
I thought most people dried off in the shower so you don't get water all over the floor.

Don't fully open the shower curtain until you have dried off and wrapped the towel around yourself?
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Generally I have a towel on the floor outside the shower and step on that then dry off as you have more room plus you don't need to worry about dropping it in a wet bathtub.
 
Olikan said:
as an civil engineer...my opinion:

your bathroom windom should be starting at least 1,5 metter tall from the floor...so none can see your boobs...i mean...meh, you got it!

well, at least that is the brazillina law...
probably is the same for you guys... anyway, call your lawyer and sue the construction firm...😛http://www.google.com.br/search?hl=...m4AI&ved=0CCAQvwUoAQ&q=civil+engineer&spell=1
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My windows start 33.5" above the floor. The base of my penis is around 37" so if I have an erection the tip of my penis would be over a foot above the windowsill.
 
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