Will I end up wearing "DEPENDS"?

Evadman

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just get a bucket and a pair of suspenders. You don't have to change that as often.
 

freakflag

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This New Years Eve, when you pop the champaigne at midnight...save the cork.
 

Bleep

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I give you a good piece of advice.
Dont change them on that darn diaper changing table in the restroom, I broke one and they threw me out of the resturant.

Bleep
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: noproblems
Am I destined to become a victim of incontinence :eek: in my (literally)golden years? :disgust:

Yes. You will pee your pants as you gradually lose brain function and your mouth produces prodigious quantities of drool.