Will a WOMAN win the Indy 500 this year?

Brutuskend

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Patrick finds herself with total package at Indy
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Associated Press
Posted: 8 hours ago

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) - Everywhere Danica Patrick goes at Indy, the crowds follow.


Some might be curious after seeing her red-hot photo shoots in magazines like FHM, but others might be hoping to catch a glimpse of the woman who could make history at the Indianapolis 500 this year as the first female winner of the 94-year-old race.

Just a rookie this year, the 23-year-old Patrick has been among the fastest drivers since practice began for the May 29 race. She qualified fourth and lost her shot at the pole only because of a bobble on the first turn of the first of four qualifying laps.

And it doesn't hurt that shes HOT either!
 

Heisenberg

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She'll get to lap 499, realize she forgot her purse, and have turn to around and go all the way back.
 

Baked

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Heh, she drives better than 99.999999999999% of the people on this forum.
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: Heisenberg
She'll get to lap 499, realize she forgot her purse, and have turn to around and go all the way back.

:laugh:
 

JulesMaximus

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Danica Patrick is a good driver but I don't see her winning the Indy 500...not that I really care who wins it. Actually, out of all the drivers running this year I hope she does win it. If she's at all competitive I'm going to root for her.

I've met her before at Long Beach. She's done the Pro Celebrity race a few times and she's run in the Toyota Atlantic series. She's tiny BTW. Very petite.
 

David Brent

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i wish more women would take an interest in cars and or racing, i'm tired of pretending to be interested in interior decorating. :thumbsup: I'll be rooting for you, Danica!
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: Heisenberg
She'll get to lap 499, realize she forgot her purse, and have turn to around and go all the way back.

Wow, that's the lamest attempt at a joke I've seen in a long time. :thumbsdown:
 

NTB

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Originally posted by: David Brent
i wish more women would take an interest in cars and or racing, i'm tired of pretending to be interested in interior decorating.

lol :)

anyway...repost! :p

Nate
 

Heisenberg

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
She'll get to lap 499, realize she forgot her purse, and have turn to around and go all the way back.

Wow, that's the lamest attempt at a joke I've seen in a long time. :thumbsdown:
Well I guess if YOU don't think it's funny then I might as well just give up humor altogether. After all, we're all aware that you are the Lord and Master of all things jocular.
 

chrisms

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Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
She'll get to lap 499, realize she forgot her purse, and have turn to around and go all the way back.

Wow, that's the lamest attempt at a joke I've seen in a long time. :thumbsdown:
Well I guess if YOU don't think it's funny then I might as well just give up humor altogether. After all, we're all aware that you are the Lord and Master of all things jocular.

i thought it was funny baby
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
She'll get to lap 499, realize she forgot her purse, and have turn to around and go all the way back.

Wow, that's the lamest attempt at a joke I've seen in a long time. :thumbsdown:

You must never have been married.
 

NTB

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Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
She'll get to lap 499, realize she forgot her purse, and have turn to around and go all the way back.

Wow, that's the lamest attempt at a joke I've seen in a long time. :thumbsdown:

You must never have been married.

or been in a relationship, period :p

Nate
 

NewSc2

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Originally posted by: Baked
Heh, she drives better than 99.999999999999% of the people on this forum.


Hm, so 0.0000000000001% of the people on this forum would qualify better than 4th at the Indy 500? Just go ahead and say she's a better driver than everybody on this forum =)
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
She'll get to lap 499, realize she forgot her purse, and have turn to around and go all the way back.

Wow, that's the lamest attempt at a joke I've seen in a long time. :thumbsdown:
Well I guess if YOU don't think it's funny then I might as well just give up humor altogether. After all, we're all aware that you are the Lord and Master of all things jocular.

Thank you for acknowledging my superiority. I pardon you for your lack of discretion earlier. ;)