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Wife tried to kill me....again!

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Lounatik

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I posted awhile back about my wife leaving the gas to the stove on and leaving for work at 7am. Well guess what? It happened again, with the same hilarious results. I get home from work at around 2pm and cannot figure out what the fucking smell is. I again search all around the house for cat shit or anything else that could smell like rotten eggs, to no avail. Go and nap for about an hour and wake up with a headache. Got to eat, I think. Walk into kitchen and see the stove is turned on ever so slightly. You would think that after this happening once before, I would know what fucking natural gas smelled like, but no, I am too stupid to know.

Line forms to the right to call me a fucking dope.



Peace


Lounatik
 
spidey07 said:
You don't know what natural gas smells like? It's incredibly distinctive, they put that odor in to warn you.
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lol was thinking the same.

You are lucky to be alive, or to even have a house. Had there been a small spark the whole house could have violently went up in flames or even exploded. Though according to mythbusters, it's more of a very violent fire, than an explosion. Either way, you'd be cooked.
 
Ignited, that would have been one unforgettable wifely "blow job."
 
It sounds like you're too stupid to live, your wife is simply trying to protect the gene pool. Darwin thanks her for her efforts.
 
HAHAHAH this just goes to show how often his house smells like weird Shi7.

Sucks about the head ache though, I have one right now too.
 
BoomerD said:
Do you want those pics with the boyfriend who had her bent over the stove, or without?

She KNOWS she's supposed to double check those knobs after a rousing round of kitchen sex...I'll talk to her about that.
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Wow. That was unnecessary. Jesus Boomer, take care of that fucking hard on and stop adulterizing the poor guy's wife.

In response to the op, that's twice now? Maybe she IS trying to kill you.
 
superccs said:
HAHAHAH this just goes to show how often his house smells like weird Shi7.

Sucks about the head ache though, I have one right now too.
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Yep, got 4 old cats and at least one of them shits on my carpets every so often, so I am alert to a stink once in a while in the house. Considering it's happened before, you'd think I would have learned my lesson. Guess not.

As for boomer, no harm, no foul, just make sure you keep that right hand lubed up,partner. Your mom would be upset if you were fingering her and you had blisters on ya fingers.

Peace


Lounatik
 
You might want to look into having the stove valve adjust/replace, because most valves are design with some tolerant for staying shut. It also make sense to install a gas leak detector as well.

PS. Mercaptan is what you smelled.
 
Exactly why I don't have a gas stove. I just don't see the point in having an explosive gas running through my house.

Umm Never-mind... I make a living off of natural gas.. Carry on.
 
Red Squirrel said:
lol was thinking the same.

You are lucky to be alive, or to even have a house. Had there been a small spark the whole house could have violently went up in flames or even exploded. Though according to mythbusters, it's more of a very violent fire, than an explosion. Either way, you'd be cooked.
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It's impossible to say how much gas leaked into his house though. The chemical they put in natural gas that makes it smell like sulfur is really potent and will smell bad even in small concentrations. Not that it couldn't have been dangerous, just that it's hard to say.
 
AMCRambler said:
Wow. That was unnecessary. Jesus Boomer, take care of that fucking hard on and stop adulterizing the poor guy's wife.
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Pedantic language rant alert:

Not that you care, but there is no transitive verb form of the word adultery.

You can commit adultery, but you don't adulterate (there is no English word "adulterize" whatsoever) a person when you have illicit sex with them.

While to adulterate something comes from the same Latin root as adultery does, in English, they are two separate (if intimately related) words.

/Carry on! 😎
 
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