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Wife out of town, what should I do?

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Do some work, mainly noticeable stuff, so she'll appreciate you when she gets back. Ensure, however, that you pound through it so you can get to the relaxing as quickly as possible. Remember, it has to be highly visible stuff you've done, or it won't be appreciated <-- experience taught me this 🙂
 
finish unpacking, get that done first. then clean up the pool, then enjoy your days you'll feel good when you're done!
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Yeah, this way when your wife comes home, she will be happy that there is less to do, and you will have a sense of satisfaction in that you accomplished more thatn watching tv, or doing noting. Then you can spend time with your wife doing whatever you want 😉
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Surf the internet for porn in your boxers, wanking till it hurts.
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why boxers?
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OK, a monkey suit then.
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*Pictures dxkj surfing for porn in a monkey suit*

:laugh:
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Sicko!


So far I have

1) Taken random pictures
2) Taken pictures of beer in 5 different glasses, and then drank it!
3) helped the neighbor prune bushes
4) Vaccuum pool
5) Take picture of pool

 
Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Surf the internet for porn in your boxers, wanking till it hurts.
Click to expand...

why boxers?
Click to expand...

OK, a monkey suit then.
Click to expand...

*Pictures dxkj surfing for porn in a monkey suit*

:laugh:
Click to expand...

Sicko!


So far I have

1) Taken random pictures of myself surfing for porn in a monkey suit
2) Taken pictures of beer in 5 different glasses, and then drank it!
3) helped the neighbor "prune her bushes"
4) Vaccuum pool
5) Taken a picture of myself in the pool wearing my monkey suit
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QFT
 
Originally posted by: Preyhunter
Originally posted by: dxkj
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Surf the internet for porn in your boxers, wanking till it hurts.
Click to expand...

why boxers?
Click to expand...

OK, a monkey suit then.
Click to expand...

*Pictures dxkj surfing for porn in a monkey suit*

:laugh:
Click to expand...

Sicko!


So far I have

1) Taken random pictures
2) Taken pictures of beer in 5 different glasses, and then drank it!
3) helped the neighbor prune bushes
4) Vaccuum pool
5) Take picture of pool
Click to expand...

QFT
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Yup
 
- a little bit of weed never hurts

+ or get a fat cigar and relax on the porch with a book for a few hours


- go to the theater, alone if you don't mind it



- plan a romantic night for your wife to come back to
 
Originally posted by: pclstyle
- a little bit of weed never hurts

+ or get a fat cigar and relax on the porch with a book for a few hours


- go to the theater, alone if you don't mind it



- plan a romantic night for your wife to come back to
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I have a 62" TV in a 13' wide room with surround sound, and a few hundred movies to choose from, so i will stay in for theater

Im going to smoke my pipe (tobacco, I have a bunch and havnt been able to in a while)
 
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