Wife is gone for a week; What to do? UPDATE!!!

[Narse]

Originally posted by: kevin000
I can just imagine you throwing a stripper party. Then your wife finds out and she's just a little pissed off. However, she then finds out about the Radeon and files for divorce over it...

With my wife this would just about be the truth!!!

 

[rudeguy]

two words...get really drunk and bang the neighbor

 

[Narse]

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
two words...get really drunk and bang the neighbor

NO NO NO must resisit my cute neighbor!!!!!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Narse77

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
two words...get really drunk and bang the neighbor

NO NO NO must resisit my cute neighbor!!!!!

No one says we have to resist her. :camera:s?

- M4H

 

[Atlantean]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
Party.

W/ Alcohol & strippers

Sounds like something Bender would say.

 

[ElFenix]

refill the keg

 

[Narse]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
refill the keg

No Fun by myself I need some ATers in Orlando to come and keep me company!!!!!

 

[rudeguy]

found pics of his neighbor

 

[Narse]

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
found pics of his neighbor

LOL not quite, She is a MILF, and that makes her female

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Cyberian
Sit around in your underwear, burp, pile dirty dishes in the sink, fart, leave your dirty clothes in a pile on the floor, scratch yourself wherever and whenever you want.

Amazing how relaxing that can be.

 

[Narse]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Cyberian
Sit around in your underwear, burp, pile dirty dishes in the sink, fart, leave your dirty clothes in a pile on the floor, scratch yourself wherever and whenever you want.

Amazing how relaxing that can be.

yup it is nice!

 

[HappyFace]

Originally posted by: Narse77

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
found pics of his neighbor

LOL not quite, She is a MILF, and that makes her female

I sure hope your wife doesn't read Anandtech

 

[Narse]

Originally posted by: HappyFace

Originally posted by: Narse77

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
found pics of his neighbor

LOL not quite, She is a MILF, and that makes her female

I sure hope your wife doesn't read Anandtech

Not that I know of, and it doesn't matter, she would know I would never cheat. Why give up all that she gives me?

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Narse77

Originally posted by: nick1985
jerk off a lot

nahhh she did me good for a week last night, remember us married folk don't need it as much

nor do we get it as much...sigh

 

[Narse]

so true, so so true

 

[rgwalt]

Hookers and blow

Ryan

 

[Narse]

Update!

 

[KeithP]

Wife is gone for a week; What to do?

Her sister.

 

[Sid59]

stay stoned for 72 hours straight.

 

[ndee]

no you have to "fsck yourself" hm?

 

[toant103]

Originally posted by: Cyberian
Sit around in your underwear, burp, pile dirty dishes in the sink, fart, leave your dirty clothes in a pile on the floor, scratch yourself wherever and whenever you want.

hahaha

 

[bigalt]

wow. you can't be out of things to do just because the wife is gone. please.

nog to the stoned idea.

 

[sciencetoy]

You guys have it all wrong (not that I'm against strippers, beer, parties, etc).

REARRANGE THE FURNITURE.

You gotta be married to appreciate that one. Wait'll you see the look on her face . . .