Wife is gone for a week; What to do? UPDATE!!!

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Narse

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I just bought a ATI Radeon 9700, she will kill me if she finds out. LOL :D

So what else to do??

Told the wife about the 9700, she was OK with it!!!!!!!!!!1:D

Also still not found anything to do other than sitting around and having a few beers
 
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Sit around in your underwear, burp, pile dirty dishes in the sink, fart, leave your dirty clothes in a pile on the floor, scratch yourself wherever and whenever you want.
 
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Narse

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Originally posted by: nick1985
jerk off a lot
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nahhh she did me good for a week last night, remember us married folk don't need it as much :cool:
 
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Originally posted by: Cyberian
Sit around in your underwear, burp, pile dirty dishes in the sink, fart, leave your dirty clothes in a pile on the floor, scratch yourself wherever and whenever you want.
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Now this is a good idea!!!!!
 
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Narse

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Originally posted by: KnightBreed
Originally posted by: Narse77nahhh she did me good for a week last night, remember us married folk don't get it as much :cool:
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Fixed a typo in your post.
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LOL this is very true!!! Thanks for picking up on my mistake
 
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Originally posted by: Cyberian
Sit around in your underwear, burp, pile dirty dishes in the sink, fart, leave your dirty clothes in a pile on the floor, scratch yourself wherever and whenever you want.
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I was under the impression thats the stuff he does when she is home. ;)
 
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pennylane

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call her, leave messages on her cell phone, email her... telling her that you miss her

and when she gets back, surprise her with flowers and candy and all that junk
 
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Kevin

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I can just imagine you throwing a stripper party. Then your wife finds out and she's just a little pissed off. However, she then finds out about the Radeon and files for divorce over it...
 
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Where did she go? I'm leaving my wife on May 5th for an all expense paid deep sea fishing trip. Something like that????
 
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