Grasshopper27
Banned
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? There is fish flavored!
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
If all is not lost, where is it?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
So what's the speed of dark?
Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? There is fish flavored!
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
If all is not lost, where is it?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
So what's the speed of dark?
Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
