Why your Russian apples are so expensive?

[Blackjack200]

I fly Russia nonstop to meet bride and go in "Square of Red" to trade for apples. They ask for 40,000,000 Rubles! What could make this apple so special?

- Khrushchev brought it with him when he flew Sputnik to the moon?

- Putin bought it for himself to celebrate cutting off Ukraine's national gas supply in the middle of winter?

- Alexander Pushkin wrote poem about it?

 

[zinfamous]

 

[SunnyD]

One could ask the same about Apple products here in the US of A too. ZING!

 

[eldorado99]

Funny.

 

[preslove]

Surprisingly decent parody. 7/10

 

[foghorn67]

8/10.

 

[El Guaraguao]

I read the OP with my spot on russion accent. Then I loled at myself.