Why Yelling At a Man Doesn't Work

[BigToque]

What a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon,
You and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor,
And you'll have no clothes to wear
If we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW

 

[NetworkDad]

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[Mephistopheles]

lol, you're sig is hilarious!



...uh, and so's the original post

 

[TheBlondOne]

So THAT'S how it works!

*puts it in the back of her memory for future reference*

Got it!

--Sarah

 

[flot]

ROFL!!!

 

[b0mbrman]

Both very clever

 

[MeanMeosh]

<< So THAT'S how it works!

*puts it in the back of her memory for future reference*

Got it!

--Sarah >>



oh sheot, the secret is out!

 

[tm37]

Ladies don't worry NOT ALL guys are that bad!

I just don't know any of them:Q

 

[yakko]

hahahaha

 

[MajesticMoose]

lol, nice

m00se

 

[ilikemovie]

Good one !!

 

[Cooltech2k]

<< WANTED
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1,3 and 5. >>



Oh My God that Is Awesome......

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

I don't even get that far. When I'm around my woman, whether she's talking or not I see her mouth moving constantly whispering either sweet nothings or dirty sex talk. Sorry... I must not have evolved yet.

Nik