Why won't my wife compromise? I thought marriages were supposed to be compromises.

[Old Hippie]

Early April Fools....I hope?

 

[Beattie]

Originally posted by: Farang
Ferment it and you can save money on booze, too

If it ferments, you have diabetes.

 

[sutahz]

dum

 

[MotF Bane]

This thread delivers.

 

[DrawninwarD]

Originally posted by: nickbits
0/10

NEGATIVE ZERO/10.

?_?

 

[JDub02]

😕

that's all i got.

 

[SP33Demon]

Cartman playing WoW, is that you?

 

[PimpJuice]

Sorry to tell you this, but if you need to bottle up your pee to save money.....you have other issues.

 

[Baked]

You save more money cutting your shower time by half. Your pee buckets idea is disgusting.

 

[ElFenix]

just pee in the sink! it'll drain itself!

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

"I thought marriages were supposed to be compromises."

When a man says I do, he just made a compromise. The last one he will ever be allowed to make with his new wife.

Sorry, you got suckered into marriage like the rest of us idiots.

 

[PingSpike]

Finally a useful idea for what to do with those tubs! Thanks Skoorb, you're a life saver.

 

[Fritzo]

Did you think that through before you posted it, did you. It sounds like a half formed thought.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Originally posted by: silverpig
Piss outside.

On a tree...
in your neighbour's front lawn...
while wearing a UPS uniform 😉.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
So, we're trying to save a little money. I eat protein powder and have a few 10lb tubs kicking around. I had what I think is a bright idea to start using these as mini-potties in the house. Basically, only for #1, we'll fill these and instead of flushing down lots of water (read: $$$), once these are full, we dump it and start again.

My wife was against this from the start. She refuses to partake. So I say ok, fair enough, we'll compromise. Instead of waiting until this potty tub is full, we'll wait until it's half-full. I only asked her to meet me half way, but nope she says no potty-buckets in our house.

I don't get women. They complain when we spend money on beer and then won't even less us piss that beer into a money-save potty-bucket.

considering that the wife in question is a nurse, I'd say you're lucky the poor woman didn't have a seizure over your suggestion. YUCK!!!

 

[dullard]

Did you post this Skoorb?

 

[kage69]

Silly skoorb, trying to lure women away from their indoor plumbing *shakes head*


I can't even get my wife to accept CFL bulbs in the house to save on electricity. "They take too long to turn on!" /facepalm

 

[Mo0o]

FOOOL. Should have started off w/ demanding to do #2. THen offer to meet her half way with jsut #1. Then make it look like you're taking a bit sacrifice by agreeing to just half full dumping

 

[Cuda1447]

Worst joke ever. I enjoyed it.

 

[Kadarin]

Heh... I haven't seen a Skoorb Effect post in a long time. Nice job! :thumbsup:

 

[BoomerD]

You fail at marriage. Compromise means that she gets what she wants...YOU have to make the concessions.
(married for almost 34 years...but I still don't know all the rules...everytime I THINK I do, they change.) :roll:

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: dullard
Did you post this Skoorb?

I did not! I do hate it when my jokes were already thought up by somebody else 🙁