I used to like Mcd's because they were fuckin' fast. If you ordered something fairly common off the menu like say a cheeseburger, that shit would be bagged and in your face before you even got your change. It was great.
Now, they make everything to order - even fucking cheeseburgers. Who's bright idea was that? It's a fucking cheeseburger people. It's not like you're butchering the meat from a fresh carcass. Everything is frozen anyway, so do you really think it's going to make a difference in taste if you "freshly" nuke my patty before you stick on the bun? How fucking stupid is that? It's not like you're burger king where they have everything set up to be streamlined, so just stop trying to be BK because you suck at it.
McD's needs to go back to 'you'll get it our way and you'll fucking like it'. I always knew walking in there that if I ordered something that came with mayo and wanted it w/o mayo, that I may as well pull up a chair and chill out because it was going to be a while. So I solved that problem by either scaping the shit I didn't want off, or ordering something that already came the way I wanted it. At least I knew it would be in the bag in 10 seconds or less. Now everything is lovingly crafted to order - bespoke hamburgers if you like. Well I don't fucking like.