Why the hell does my bank want to see my ID?

[UsandThem]

I go into a branch of my bank (I have never gone there before), and go to deposit money (checks).

The teller wants to see my ID. I tell her she has to be joking because I have my bank debit card on me and I know the PIN. She tells me that this is for my protection. Of course my ID is in my car located about five feet outside of the front door, but I think to myself that it doesn't fvcking matter. I am going to teach her a lesson.

I tell her to get the manager. The teller is probably 18 years old, and I think she had a "in training" button on.

The manager comes over and asks me how she can help me.

I tell the manager to shove a stack of deposit slips up the tellers ass and that I am going to drive 35 minutes across town at lunchtime to deposit my checks at another bank branch location.

You should have seen the look on the managers face! I taught them a lesson!

 

[MrDingleDangle]

-5000000/0

 

[MercenaryForHire]

:beer:

Pics of 18-year-old teller in training?

- M4H

 

[nycxandy]

 

[saxophonoia]

0/10

 

[gabemcg]

wow, you seriously have some sort of temper problem. Not to mention you probably got that poor girl fired, or at least emotionally scarred her for life

[sarcasm]"you shure showed them"[/sarcasm]

 

[Syringer]

Psst, it's a paordy.

 

[TrueBlueLS]

Honestly... this is the sad point. I work at a bank where I get yelled at for asking our clients for their ID. I get the same old "I've got $XX,XXX with your bank. What do you mean you need to see ID?" thing day in and day out. Don't be a fool and not have your ID. We do this for your protection because it's our job to protect your money.

 

[RaDragon]

What gabemcg said. Give the girl a break and bring your ID next time.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Psst, it's a paordy.

Psst, spider.

- M4H

 

[maddogchen]

damn i had to search for the original

edit: -100000000000/10

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Syringer
Psst, it's a paordy.

Psst, spider.

- M4H

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: gabemcg
wow, you seriously have some sort of temper problem. Not to mention you probably got that poor girl fired, or at least emotionally scarred her for life

[sarcasm]"you shure showed them"[/sarcasm]

Owned

Originally posted by: TrueBlueLS
Honestly... this is the sad point. I work at a bank where I get yelled at for asking our clients for their ID. I get the same old "I've got $XX,XXX with your bank. What do you mean you need to see ID?" thing day in and day out. Don't be a fool and not have your ID. We do this for your protection because it's our job to protect your money.

x2

Originally posted by: RaDragon
What gabemcg said. Give the girl a break and bring your ID next time.

^3



- M4H

 

[gabemcg]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Psst, it's a paordy.

grrr... I was offended by a parody

 

[RaDragon]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: gabemcg
wow, you seriously have some sort of temper problem. Not to mention you probably got that poor girl fired, or at least emotionally scarred her for life

[sarcasm]"you shure showed them"[/sarcasm]

Owned

Originally posted by: TrueBlueLS
Honestly... this is the sad point. I work at a bank where I get yelled at for asking our clients for their ID. I get the same old "I've got $XX,XXX with your bank. What do you mean you need to see ID?" thing day in and day out. Don't be a fool and not have your ID. We do this for your protection because it's our job to protect your money.

x2

Originally posted by: RaDragon
What gabemcg said. Give the girl a break and bring your ID next time.

^3



- M4H

LOL you keep score?

 

[yukichigai]

(-(1/0))^(1/2)

 

[UsandThem]

Originally posted by: gabemcg

Originally posted by: Syringer
Psst, it's a paordy.

grrr... I was offended by a parody

:beer:

I was so inspired by the original, I had to do my own version.

 

[gutharius]

Originally posted by: UsandThem
I go into a branch of my bank (I have never gone there before), and go to deposit money (checks).

The teller wants to see my ID. I tell her she has to be joking because I have my bank debit card on me and I know the PIN. She tells me that this is for my protection. Of course my ID is in my car located about five feet outside of the front door, but I think to myself that it doesn't fvcking matter. I am going to teach her a lesson.

I tell her to get the manager. The teller is probably 18 years old, and I think she had a "in training" button on.

The manager comes over and asks me how she can help me.

I tell the manager to shove a stack of deposit slips up the tellers ass and that I am going to drive 35 minutes across town at lunchtime to deposit my checks at another bank branch location.

You should have seen the look on the managers face! I taught them a lesson!

:thumbsdown:
Even for a parody.

 

[UsandThem]

Originally posted by: gutharius

Originally posted by: UsandThem
I go into a branch of my bank (I have never gone there before), and go to deposit money (checks).

The teller wants to see my ID. I tell her she has to be joking because I have my bank debit card on me and I know the PIN. She tells me that this is for my protection. Of course my ID is in my car located about five feet outside of the front door, but I think to myself that it doesn't fvcking matter. I am going to teach her a lesson.

I tell her to get the manager. The teller is probably 18 years old, and I think she had a "in training" button on.

The manager comes over and asks me how she can help me.

I tell the manager to shove a stack of deposit slips up the tellers ass and that I am going to drive 35 minutes across town at lunchtime to deposit my checks at another bank branch location.

You should have seen the look on the managers face! I taught them a lesson!

:thumbsdown:
Even for a parody.

No love?

 

[SpunkyJones]

Originally posted by: saxophonoia
0/10