Why Prozac when you can do ...

[Peetoeng]

this simple exercise.

 

[LongCoolMother]

oh my lord, what has the world come to!:Q

 

[vi edit]

Why buy the book when the reviews people wrote about it are even more cheering?

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

From a reviewer:

15 of 15 people found the following review helpful:

Dangerous side effect, February 1, 2002

Reviewer: A reader from Fort Gump, Wyoming, United States
Being depressive and gloomy in general, I read this book and took its sage advice, clenching and unclenching until the cords stood out on my neck. Do it enough times in a row and you get a tickly feeling like a cross between vertigo and autoerotic asphyxiation. After a few months of the prescribed circumflexions my friends began to compliment me on the obvious tone and health of my anus, and I won several bets by firing blanks well across the room with the above apparatus.
My spirits began to improve. But then I was sitting at my computer in the nude late one night, spamming usenet forums, and unthinkingly began the rhythmic clenching and unclenching. Suddenly, like an enraged schnauzer, my anus tore a chunk of the seat cushion out of my chair. And swallowed it. I had to drive to the hospital in extreme discomfort, and I know the emergency room personnel mocked me no end the minute I was out of there, sore and well-lubricated in the rectal zone. I have never been so humilated, and I'm sure the x-rays are showing up on web sites all over the place. So be warned, before you buy this book: too much power is a dangerous thing. If I'd been riding a bicycle, I might have been killed.



LOL I am crying from laughing so hard.

 

[MichaelD]

<< Suddenly, like an enraged schnauzer, my anus tore a chunk of the seat cushion out of my chair. And swallowed it >>



Ahahahahah! OMG, I'm PIMP! My whole office just heard me blurt out "BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" and came running over. I immediately switched over to CNN and said i was laughing at the sports page or something.....

"Like an enraged Schnauzer..." LOL! Little ankle-biter dog....anus....ahahahhahaha!

 

[vi edit]

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

 

[killface]

Is that why gay also means happy?

 

[DanFungus]

<< From a reviewer:

15 of 15 people found the following review helpful:

Dangerous side effect, February 1, 2002

Reviewer: A reader from Fort Gump, Wyoming, United States
Being depressive and gloomy in general, I read this book and took its sage advice, clenching and unclenching until the cords stood out on my neck. Do it enough times in a row and you get a tickly feeling like a cross between vertigo and autoerotic asphyxiation. After a few months of the prescribed circumflexions my friends began to compliment me on the obvious tone and health of my anus, and I won several bets by firing blanks well across the room with the above apparatus.
My spirits began to improve. But then I was sitting at my computer in the nude late one night, spamming usenet forums, and unthinkingly began the rhythmic clenching and unclenching. Suddenly, like an enraged schnauzer, my anus tore a chunk of the seat cushion out of my chair. And swallowed it. I had to drive to the hospital in extreme discomfort, and I know the emergency room personnel mocked me no end the minute I was out of there, sore and well-lubricated in the rectal zone. I have never been so humilated, and I'm sure the x-rays are showing up on web sites all over the place. So be warned, before you buy this book: too much power is a dangerous thing. If I'd been riding a bicycle, I might have been killed.



LOL I am crying from laughing so hard.

>>


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

 

[slunk]

<< Rectum? Damn near killed 'em! >>

so true

 

[Mookow]

<< Is that why gay also means happy? >>



LOL

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

<< From a reviewer:

15 of 15 people found the following review helpful:

Dangerous side effect, February 1, 2002

Reviewer: A reader from Fort Gump, Wyoming, United States
Being depressive and gloomy in general, I read this book and took its sage advice, clenching and unclenching until the cords stood out on my neck. Do it enough times in a row and you get a tickly feeling like a cross between vertigo and autoerotic asphyxiation. After a few months of the prescribed circumflexions my friends began to compliment me on the obvious tone and health of my anus, and I won several bets by firing blanks well across the room with the above apparatus.
My spirits began to improve. But then I was sitting at my computer in the nude late one night, spamming usenet forums, and unthinkingly began the rhythmic clenching and unclenching. Suddenly, like an enraged schnauzer, my anus tore a chunk of the seat cushion out of my chair. And swallowed it. I had to drive to the hospital in extreme discomfort, and I know the emergency room personnel mocked me no end the minute I was out of there, sore and well-lubricated in the rectal zone. I have never been so humilated, and I'm sure the x-rays are showing up on web sites all over the place. So be warned, before you buy this book: too much power is a dangerous thing. If I'd been riding a bicycle, I might have been killed.



LOL I am crying from laughing so hard. >>



LMFAO!!!

 

[ProviaFan]

ROTFLMFAO

 

[samgau]

Muhahahaha.......... real funny stuff...