Why my girlfriend is awesome...

[halik]

Couple weeks ago I made her watch Demolition Man with me, totally against her will... it was on demand and she's never seen it before.

Anyways the other day I get home from late night class and find this in the bathroom:



Needless to say, I fucking lost it

 

[Shawn]

I don't get it.

 

[Nerva]

Originally posted by: Shawn
I don't get it.

dude, you dont know how to use the three sea shells? pffft noob

 

[Newbian]

If she truly was worth keeping she would had removed all the toilet paper 1st and made you forget to look.

Or at least wrote a bunch of fines on the paper.

 

[amdhunter]

Heh, can you post a better res pic on how to use the 3 shells? lol

 

[Farang]

pics

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: halik
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Needless to say, I fucking lost it

That is hilarious.

 

[rudeguy]

pics of gf using the shells?

 

[newb111]

Very nice.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
Heh, can you post a better res pic on how to use the 3 shells? lol

Only if you want to get banned.

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
Heh, can you post a better res pic on how to use the 3 shells? lol

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[EvilYoda]

Very cool

 

[DVad3r]

Originally posted by: Shawn
I don't get it.

dumb, l2 watch movies.

But ya that's fuckin cool man, you have a kickass gf!

 

[Baked]

Wow, I didn't know so many have skat fetish. You people are fucking disgusting.

With that said, you should do a cleveland steamer on your gf when she's sleeping to return the favor.

 

[UnatcoAgent]

holy shit that is hilarious

your gf is amazing

 

[SagaLore]

Ask her if she would like to have sex, and when she says yes, pull out some headphones and just sit there.

 

[Newbian]

Did they show the taco bell as the restaurant of the future or was that just in the book?

Been so long since watching the movie and reading the book I forgot what all they cut out and it was a ton.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

you should treat her to some taco bell

 

[glenn beck]

I think it's time to propose

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: halik

Originally posted by: amdhunter
Heh, can you post a better res pic on how to use the 3 shells? lol

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hahaha. I always wondered how to use them. It's so simple.

 

[imported_Imp]

So how do they work exactly?

Linked icture is effed up, but if it were true, they wouldn't have had toilets beside the shells... Or did I forget that Stalone just 'made' in the sink?

 

[PhaZe]

lol that looks legit. awesome

 

[Vehemence]

Depending on A) how hot she is and B) her cooking skills, this one's a keeper

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: dNor
Depending on A) how hot she is and B) her cooking skills, this one's a keeper

she cooks decent ....

 

[xSkyDrAx]

2 girls 3 sea shells anyone?