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Why men should drink RUM and not beer...

j@cko

Diamond Member
>>>This is serious stuff...Beer contains female hormones!
>>>
>>> Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released
>>>the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of
>>>female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their
>>>beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female
>>>hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough
>>>beer, men turn into women.
>>>
>>>To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1
>>>hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
>>>
>>> 1) argued over nothing.
>>> 2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
>>> 3) Gained weight.
>>> 4) Talked excessively without making sense.
>>> 5) Became overly emotional.
>>> 6) Couldn't drive.
>>> 7) Failed to think rationally
>>> 8) Had to sit down while urinating.
>>>
>>> No further testing was considered necessary.
 
Originally posted by: thecoolnessrune
rum would do all of that.... and faster.... Consuming alcohol is absolutely moronic when thought out logically.

Except for the fact that it feels pretty good to be mildly intoxicated.

I'd rather do rum, tastes better, specially with cola. I can't stand beer, give me hard alcohol please.
 
Having to urinate sitting down is a result of the degraded function of the CNS while intoxicated with alcohol, or having your uretha located further back than a man's.
 
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