Why liberals shouldn't buy guns.

[monovillage]

PORT ST. LUCIE, Florida -- A teenager is recovering after
police say he shot himself in the penis and testicle while cleaning a gun he just bought.

It happened Thursday morning at a home on the 200 block of Verada Street in Port St. Lucie.

Police say 18-year-old Michael Smeriglio first lied to police saying someone shot him while he was walking down the street. After being questioned by police he admitted to accidentally doing it himself.

Doctors say the bullet went through his penis, his left testicle and then lodged itself in his thigh.

Smeriglio told police he bought the gun last month at a party.

While police were investigating at the home where it happened, they discovered marijuana in the house. That led to
the arrest of the homeowner Joseph Lamar James, 22, on drug charges.

He's got to be a political liberal, no one else is that stupid.

Hey folks just in case you didn't know. Check your firearms before you clean them and if a gun is pointed at your junk, don't pull the trigger.

http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercoole...ccidentally-shoots-off-his-penis-and-testicle


Thread closed and OP infracted for 100% troll attack title, unsupported by any evidence whatsoever.

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[Texashiker]

The darwin award is reserved for stupid people who kill themselves.

Is there an award for stupid people that sterilize themselves? But he only took out one testicle, so he still might be able to reproduce.

Maybe something like a second place sterilization award?

 

[etrigan420]

He's got to be a political liberal, no one else is that stupid.

This.

From you.

:thumbsup:

 

[blankslate]

I'm a liberal and I'm smart enough to make sure a weapon is cleared before I start messing around with it.

Assumptions... remember that funny line "makes an ass of u... etc. etc."

the title should be "Why people who have never handled a firearm, should get safety training before buying one."

but I guess that's not sensational enough.

 

[monovillage]

I'm a liberal and I'm smart enough to make sure a weapon is cleared before I start messing around with it.

Assumptions... remember that funny line "makes an ass of u... etc. etc."

Yeah, you're an ass.

 

[blankslate]

your ass-dar must need a couple of whacks

 

[Jaskalas]

He'll... never do that again. :\

OP, for shame.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

The darwin award is reserved for stupid people who kill themselves.

Is there an award for stupid people that sterilize themselves? But he only took out one testicle, so he still might be able to reproduce.

Maybe something like a second place sterilization award?

Darwin award is for people who can't self propagate. Death is ultimate denial of self propagation but I'm pretty sure someone who is sterile and missing genitalia can't have babies and therefore cannot pass on his genes.

Don't quote me on that.

 

[Lithium381]

liberals trust the police state and therefore don't need a gun . .. . they think 8 minutes is an acceptable amount of time to wait for an officer of the law to respond and come take a report of the crime that was commited.

 

[IronWing]

Monovillage trying to identify an idiot is like OJ searching for the real killer.

 

[mrCide]

What a fat fucking troll OP is. How about that.

 

[Pens1566]

Monovillage trying to identify an idiot is like OJ searching for the real killer.

This

 

[CrackRabbit]

What a fat fucking troll OP is. How about that.

I think he is putting his hat in the ring for "Troll of the Year", but he will have a hard time catching up to Cybrsage, Incorruptible and Anarchist.

 

[werepossum]

Darwin award is for people who can't self propagate. Death is ultimate denial of self propagation but I'm pretty sure someone who is sterile and missing genitalia can't have babies and therefore cannot pass on his genes.

Don't quote me on that.

This is correct. You can get an honorable mention for almost removing yourself from the gene pool though.

liberals trust the police state and therefore don't need a gun . .. . they think 8 minutes is an acceptable amount of time to wait for an officer of the law to respond and come take a report of the crime that was commited.

Well, if you were so stupid and/or irresponsible as to shoot yourself in the junk, wouldn't that be a better plan?

 

[monovillage]

This

What a fat fucking troll OP is. How about that.

Monovillage trying to identify an idiot is like OJ searching for the real killer.

Small caliber replies.

 

[MrColin]

We can only hope it gets infected/gangrene and falls off later. Still, he can probably lose several inches and have more dick than OP.

 

[K1052]

I think he is putting his hat in the ring for "Troll of the Year", but he will have a hard time catching up to Cybrsage, Incorruptible and Anarchist.

This is too obvious. He needs to go back under the bridge for a while and come up with something better.

 

[MrColin]

liberals trust the police state and therefore don't need a gun . .. . they think 8 minutes is an acceptable amount of time to wait for an officer of the law to respond and come take a report of the crime that was commited.

8 minutes, where do you live? In my town it takes 25 minutes on average for officers to respond specifically to armed home invasion calls. And that was before they put a laptop in every squad car.

Here's a newsflash, these "liberals" you speak of are very rare and are mostly strawmen constructed by your thought leaders.

 

[Schmide]

Dude: From Florida, Camo fatigues, cheesy mustache, smoking, marijuana, link to automatic weapons on his Facebook page, the best you can give this guy is Libertarian.

 

[QuantumPion]

Shens. Liberals don't have balls, hence this guy that shot himself couldn't have been a liberal.

 

[monovillage]

This is too obvious. He needs to go back under the bridge for a while and come up with something better.

It got you to reply. Thanks for playing loser boy.

 

[monovillage]

Dude: From Florida, Camo fatigues, cheesy mustache, smoking, marijuana, link to automatic weapons on his Facebook page, the best you can give this guy is Libertarian.

True, but if I had called him a Libertarian I wouldn't have gotten all these liberals to whine and cry. It was a funny story that got even better by the lefties sniffling about it.

 

[monovillage]

Shens. Liberals don't have balls, hence this guy that shot himself couldn't have been a liberal.

Also accurate, but it got colon to talk about the size of my penis. SCORE!

 

[Schmide]

It was a funny story that got even better by the lefties sniffling about it.

The true way to tell is which testicle was shot. (Left or Right)

Edit: I reread the article. He shot his left testicle, so he was a republican trying to remove all his left leaning offspring.

 

[feralkid]

What a fat fucking troll OP is. How about that.

How fat is he?