Why it's Great to be a Man

[joinT]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: TuffGuy

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I've faked an orgasm.

you spit instead?:laugh:

Spit on her back, aim for her eye.

LOL, the Houdini!

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I've faked an orgasm.

Me too.

 

[geno]

61. You are capable of killing bugs and spiders all by yourselves

 

[azazyel]

I love being a guy and I have to say
that I thank god for it everyday.

I don't cry at movies, I don't shed a tear.
When I am home alone I have no fear.
I don't jump at any little noise.
I can see a spider and keep my poise.

I can drink a 6 pack and still think clear.
Well, clear enough to drink more beer.
And when I feel a little gas.
I just smile and let it pass.

Modesty means nothing to me.
I'll show my ass for all to see.
And when it's myself I want to enjoy
I will never ever need a toy

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: azazyel
I love being a guy and I have to say
that I thank god for it everyday.

I don't cry at movies, I don't shed a tear.
When I am home alone I have no fear.
I don't jump at any little noise.
I can see a spider and keep my poise.

I can drink a 6 pack and still think clear.
Well, clear enough to drink more beer.
And when I feel a little gas.
I just smile and let it pass.

Modesty means nothing to me.
I'll show my ass for all to see.
And when it's myself I want to enjoy
I will never ever need a toy

I have the only toy I'll ever need!

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: fredtam
Here is a hint. If the email was sent to more than you and one other person delete it. Don't post it.

take that hint

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: gigapet
i dont get #19

someone explain these emergency crotch adjustments.....i mean we are the ones with the ballsack

EDIT:

I get it now..we dont leave the room for it, we just do it. its early im slow

:golfclap;

 

[Mucho]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I've faked an orgasm.

Was it to advance your career?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: geno
61. You are capable of killing bugs and spiders all by yourselves

Syringer.

- M4H

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: geno
61. You are capable of killing bugs and spiders all by yourselves

Syringer.

- M4H

beat me to it by 10 mins

 

[gotensan01]

fun read

 

[chickchick]

5.Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

very true.

 

[PanzerIV]

I liked the list. 10/10. Being a guy is great!

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I've faked an orgasm.

Me too.

Me three