Why its better to be a woman

[PsychoAndy]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy

I'm going to second this Nate and delegate all the pain, suffering, and inconvenience in my life to HC that she isnt attributed to already.

-PAB

God gave me permission to design your life, so it IS all my fault. But watch yourself, I can edit it at any time and add to the pain suffering and inconvenience.

Bring it on. I'm used to pain suffering, inconvenience and then some. You're forgetting I went to catholic school.

-PAB

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Ouch.

I'm gonna go cry in a corner now.

:Q

*hug* and then a stealth *tickle*

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy

Bring it on. I'm used to pain suffering, inconvenience and then some. You're forgetting I went to catholic school.

-PAB

Hell hath no fury like a woman who hasn't studied for tomorrow's midterm.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Ouch.

I'm gonna go cry in a corner now.

:Q

*hug* and then a stealth *tickle*

*full on tickle back* HA!

*gloats in his victory*

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy

Bring it on. I'm used to pain suffering, inconvenience and then some. You're forgetting I went to catholic school.

-PAB

Hell hath no fury like a woman who hasn't studied for tomorrow's midterm.

Isn't that more depression/rage?

 

[CSMOOTH]

Lol.... Yup I went to an all boys Catholic school for the worst 2 years of my life.... you should have seen me when I got to the co-ed school.....uhhh-eeeeee

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: Zakath15

*full on tickle back* HA!

*gloats in his victory*

I'm not ticklish, remember?

 

[PsychoAndy]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy

Bring it on. I'm used to pain suffering, inconvenience and then some. You're forgetting I went to catholic school.

-PAB

Hell hath no fury like a woman who hasn't studied for tomorrow's midterm.

Yeah, why arent you studying? Dont make me get kelvrick to make you study at sporkpoint.

-PAB

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy

Yeah, why arent you studying? Dont make me get kelvrick to make you study at sporkpoint.

-PAB

Actually, I'm going to sleep now. I'll study on the W-line bus tomorrow morning. I paid attention in class and to the reading, I should be okay.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: Zakath15

*full on tickle back* HA!

*gloats in his victory*

I'm not ticklish, remember?

Uh-huh.

Give me five minutes. I can make you ticklish.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy

Yeah, why arent you studying? Dont make me get kelvrick to make you study at sporkpoint.

-PAB

Actually, I'm going to sleep now. I'll study on the W-line bus tomorrow morning. I paid attention in class and to the reading, I should be okay.

Keep telling yourself that.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Uh-huh.

Give me five minutes. I can make you ticklish.

Dream on. And I haven't gotten less than a B on a test, studied or not studied, since I can to Davis.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Uh-huh.

Give me five minutes. I can make you ticklish.

Dream on. And I haven't gotten less than a B on a test, studied or not studied, since I can to Davis.

Probability.

You don't believe me now.

 

[PsychoAndy]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy

Yeah, why arent you studying? Dont make me get kelvrick to make you study at sporkpoint.

-PAB

Actually, I'm going to sleep now. I'll study on the W-line bus tomorrow morning. I paid attention in class and to the reading, I should be okay.

Ah ah ah. Leave ATOT and go study some more. Statistically, if the entire state of FL isnt doing it, you better.

-PAB

 

[mchammer187]

Originally posted by: dfi

[*]We can hug our friends without wondering if they're gay.
[*]We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

Um, so can guys. At the moment that a hug is exchanged, both males know that they are gay.

dfi

LMAO

 

[ScrewFace]

Another advantage to be a woman is that you can pick up another woman in a bar faster and more often than a man.

 

[Placer14]

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Ouch.

I'm gonna go cry in a corner now.

:Q

*hug* and then a stealth *tickle*

*full on tickle back* HA!

*gloats in his victory*

NO FLIRTING!! Anyway....girls get the whole mutliple orgasm thing. Most guys can barely muster the first one at the right time and in the off chance we do, we're done for a bit. I think girls have a big one over us here. ; P

*edit for crappy word usage...

 

[Noriaki]

Originally posted by: Placer14
NO FLIRTING!! Anyway....girls get the whole mutliple orgasm thing. Most guys can barely muster the first one at the right time and in the off chance we do, we're done for a bit. I think girls have a big one over us here. ; P

*edit for crappy word usage...

I think you got that wrong still...most guys can barely muster giving girls their first one...


Though I will admit, abstractly at least, it's a big advantage

 

[ZaneNBK]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

• It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

Way to ruin a lot of fantasies there.

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: ZaneNBK

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

• It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

Way to ruin a lot of fantasies there.

Yea, but I long ago figured out that wasn't gonna happen.

Thumper doesn't even like to get undressed in front of me, she thinks she's fat.

She is 5'2" tall, 105 pounds, all of them adorable!

Sigh... So the chances of her being in the same shower with another naked woman are somewhere below the cold depths of freezing hell.

Grasshopper

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: dfi
Um, so can guys. At the moment that a hug is exchanged, both males know that they are gay.

dfi

There's one noted exception to this.

If you're Al Pacino, and you hug your brother in Scarface, as a sign that even though you share a deep family bond, you've got to have him killed.

Originally posted by: Placer14
...girls get the whole mutliple orgasm thing. Most guys can barely muster the first one at the right time and in the off chance we do, we're done for a bit. I think girls have a big one over us here. ; P

About time someone brought that up! Actually, we have a big one. Girls have several smaller ones. :Q I find a 3-to-1 ratio seems to be perfect.

- M4H

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Yea, but I long ago figured out that wasn't gonna happen.

Thumper doesn't even like to get undressed in front of me, she thinks she's fat.

She is 5'2" tall, 105 pounds, all of them adorable!

Sigh... So the chances of her being in the same shower with another naked woman are somewhere below the cold depths of freezing hell.

Grasshopper

Since you're new to AT, and definitely OT, I'll cut you some slack.

Don't ever post that kind of details about a woman unless you want to be bombarded with posts containing nothing but the word "pics?"

That being said -

Pics? j/k

- M4H

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire


Since you're new to AT, and definitely OT, I'll cut you some slack.

Don't ever post that kind of details about a woman unless you want to be bombarded with posts containing nothing but the word "pics?"

That being said -

Pics? j/k

- M4H

Pics of who, me?

Oh, you want to see what Thumper looks like... That's kinda personal, isn't it? She'd kill me if I posted her picture to some strange chat forum. She doesn't come here, but since it looks like the history stays here forever, should I really take that chance?

Say we're married in a year or two, and she finally finds this place, does a search for her nickname, finds this topic, then sees her pic posted without permission. I would be one dead Grasshopper.

Grasshopper

 

[Noriaki]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire


Since you're new to AT, and definitely OT, I'll cut you some slack.

Don't ever post that kind of details about a woman unless you want to be bombarded with posts containing nothing but the word "pics?"

That being said -

Pics? j/k

- M4H

Pics of who, me?

Oh, you want to see what Thumper looks like... That's kinda personal, isn't it? She'd kill me if I posted her picture to some strange chat forum. She doesn't come here, but since it looks like the history stays here forever, should I really take that chance?

Say we're married in a year or two, and she finally finds this place, does a search for her nickname, finds this topic, then sees her pic posted without permission. I would be one dead Grasshopper.

Grasshopper

You have some good points, but that doesn't mean that all the horny geeks in here don't bombard people with cries of PICS every time a woman is mentioned.
Christ...you get people saying Saw a hot girl on the street today...and people yell for pics.
Personally I find it offensive and irritating...but people do it.

PS: 5'2" 105 is perfect not fat ...but all women think they are fat, so good luck convincing her. But if you follow that marriage line of thought, I hope she gets over the not wanting you to see her naked bit

PPS: Men can go their whole lives with no group showers either, just don't use a public gym or join a sports team

 

[Booster]

Why its better to be a woman

Yes, why? I do realize that my life in a form of a man is pretty hard, but for God's sake I like what I am. I can imagine how terrible it would have been had I been a woman. You see, men think that it's better to be a man, women think they are superior to men also. As they say, to each his own.