Why isn't HappyPuppy not banned yet?

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: motoamd

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I repeat,


Have any of you geniuses taken into consideration the fact that HappyPuppy hasn't broken any of the Forum rules?

Yours trulyl,
HappyPuppy
Not banned
yet

Then what's the reason for all your locked threads?

Ask the Mods. It's easy enough. All you have to do is start a thread with the title of "Hey Mod!" Then ask your question. That's what I do.

 

[Azraele]

All you have to do is start a thread with the title of "Hey Mod!" Then ask your question. That's what I do.

Starved for attention, are we?

Seriously, what you've done is ridiculous. The fact that it's happened on more than one occasion makes it worse. I don't know why they put up with you when you get like that.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
That really doesn't seem like HappyPuppy to me. Unless he totally fell off the deep end, it seems like someone is using his account.

I fell off the deep end a long time ago, Pard.

Flashback might be a more appropriate term. Hee, hee.

Jully 4 has more than one significant meaning for me. Heh, heh. I know it was yesterday, but do you?

The HappyPuppy gets morose and nostalgic once in awhile. He yearns for his fallen comrades who have been long forgotten, except for him and their families.

Happy dreams about his buds and all the others who came home in plastic bags with their bodies ripped to shreds. He has to maintain every time he sees a bum on the street corner with a sign that says "I'm a Vet."

What happened to all the "Vets" who were wounded? Do any of you know whaat a "wound" is? Have you ever demanded that your news source give you that information? No arms, no legs, no crotch, no jaw, no eyes or ears. Deaf, blind and crippled. Yeh, they stand on street corners and freeway offramps with their signs.

Yep, Happy went over the edge, or did he go over a long time ago?

 

[Azraele]

One question. Why do you refer to yourself in the third person?

 

[Pliablemoose]

Happy dreams about his buds and all the others who came home in plastic bags with their bodies ripped to shreds. He has to maintain every time he sees a bum on the street corner with a sign that says "I'm a Vet."

News Flash: Most of those guys aren't vets

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
The subject of your topic is a double negative. Are you sure you want to word it that way?

Beat me too it.

 

[Gaard]

Oh, I get it now! It's so obvious. The reason he's acting so childish is because of his fallen comrades. It has nothing to do with his own immaturity.

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: Gaard
Oh, I get it now! It's so obvious. The reason he's acting so childish is because of his fallen comrades. It has nothing to do with his own immaturity.

zBwahahah

 

[ndee]

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[PatboyX]

damn. i thought this thread was going to be about that old video game site...

i wonder if its still there.

 

[conjur]

Maybe he's providing some 'services' for the mods?

:Q





BTW, this should really be in Forum Issues. That's why that forum is there.

 

[stormbv]

I heard HappyPuppy is a time-traveller from the 23rd Century trying to save his people from an apocalyptic plague. His Bulldog avatar told me.

 

[HappyPuppy]

I deserve your mockery. I'm an old fool, like all the old fools before me. You are young, virile and can take on the dragons of the world. You have no fear, as you shouldn't, but you lack wisdom.

I suffer your spears and arrows, but I will never succomb to your taunts and plebian diatribes. You can poke and prod me, you can ridicule me with your childish insults, but I will never waver from my quest.

Yes, it has been a long time and most have forgotten or put it behindthem. I can't. Some days make me remember the things I have tried to forget for so many years.

Go ahead, taunt and make fun of me. You belittle yourselves when you do so.

 

[conjur]

I fear my wisdom.

 

[Ryan]

Yes, there is a reason behind all of the neffage, he's on a quest to do it.........

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Yes, there is a reason behind all of the neffage, he's on a quest to do it.........

Make lifer in record time?

Or get banned?

Either way it's a pathetic waste of time and bandwidth.

 

[Gaard]

Give it up dude. You're honestly going to blame this on 'remembering things you've tried to forget' and witnessing fallen comrades? Correct me if I'm wrong, but a few members have stated that this isn't a first for you. Have these flashbacks happened before? It's not a July 4th thing?

Are you giggling like a little grade-schooler when you do this? Maybe it's just a manifistation of you wishing you were closer to the average AT membership age? I dunno.

But it is a nice distraction from a boring Saturday morning. I thank you for that.