Why is this article posted on this site?? (Tool fans, check it)

[BillGates]

This doesn't make any sense!

 

[Flashram]

They had a segment on "The Screensavers" about a program that let you create fake news articles. I'm sure this is what it came from.

 

[Eli]

Err? Is that for real?

 

[Pepsi90919]

yeah it's fake. check all the links, they point to techtv.com not techtvfansite.com.

even try clicking on the maynard link on the right sidebar, it goes to something totally different.

also there's grammatical errors.

 

[BillGates]

I don't think it's real - haven't seen it anywhere else - but it was shocking!!

I just thought it was weird to find it there of all places, you know?

 

[rgwalt]

He had better not be dead since I have tickets to their show in IL in mid-September.

Ryan

 

[hpkeeper]

I would think it'd be a headline on the news or something, or at least one of the top articles on Yahoo.com, but if that is true, that sucks, I'm glad I got to see him sing when I did.

 

[UglyCasanova]

This isn't true though, is it?

 

[Flashram]

IT'S FAKE!