Why is mine only 3+1/2 inches but other guys have 5+1/4 inches?!?

[Geekbabe]

<< "<cough>Thunderbooty</cough>

Russ, NCNE"

Yep, I do have a nice booty if you ask, hon'. Now, still feeling grumpy, ol' man?

If you ever become nice, you might just get to see what I looK like. Though you might be intimidated if you're like some guys who find a tall beautiful young woman daunting! Only sweet and respectful persons ever got to see me before.

"r u being presumptious ??"

I doubt I'm presumtous, though I have been soemtimes accused otherwise. If you get to know me at a personal level, you'll learn I'm not presumptous! I just tell it as it is.

Lord Maul, you must have forgotten that I was one of the ladies who offered to be your valentine's. YoU should have been smiling, but now if you thought I was gay, you should be worried that one would have offered to be your valentine's--unless of course you are gay yourself! :Q

P.S.: What's with all of the attention you guys are giving me?

I would prefer this stays within topic. That's all I was responding to okay? I'm not looking for anyone from the 'net. Besides, I'm not exactly available. >>




ROTFLMAO !!!!!!

Damm I gotta remember to use my sippy mug at the computer I just spewed coffe everywhere



<--- off to make popcorn for the show that's about to start

 

[Russ]

<< If you ever become nice, you might just get to see what I look like. >>



Not that I had any intention of changing, but thank you for the powerful incentive not to do so.



<< Though you might be intimidated if you're like some guys who find a tall beautiful young woman daunting! >>



More like a short, fat, pimply, bed-wetting, nose picking 16 year old male reject from aolchat.

Russ, NCNE

 

[b0mbrman]

<< Your schtick is getting really old, StormRider. Give it up. >>


Heh...penis jokes...

 

[LordMaul]

<< More like a short, fat, pimply, bed-wetting, nose picking 16 year old male reject from aolchat.

Russ, NCNE >>





OOOOOWWWWWCCCCHHIE!

:Q
*runs to grab beer*

 

Oh my good Lord! I just realised that I mixed you up with some guy who also has a nick that starts with "Lord". Strike that . . . now it makes sense. I would not make the mistake of offering to be a valentine's to some impudent guy, a geek for that matter!

I'm sure if I made my regular posts but substituted those where appearance came in with short, ugly, etc. it would not get that much attention. And honestly, if that were what I looked like, I would say it as it was.

Okay, I hope the we resume our regularly scheduled programs, my sweethearts. Russ, if you need my affection, it's always for free. You need not act frantic and nervous.

 

[Geekbabe]

<<

<< More like a short, fat, pimply, bed-wetting, nose picking 16 year old male reject from aolchat.

Russ, NCNE >>





OOOOOWWWWWCCCCHHIE!

:Q
*runs to grab beer* >>




gimmie one of the beers !!


<--- passes fresh popcorn to LM

 

[UltraQuiet]

<< Why is mine only 3+1/2 inches but other guys have 5+1/4 inches?!? >>



genetics

 

[Russ]

<< Russ, if you need my affection, it's always for free. >>



And, overpriced.

Russ, NCNE

 

[zsouthboy]

<< Get real, Lord Maul. I'm female, thank you! And a female with utmost candidness, thank you. >>




I don't beleive you. You must prove it with

PICS?????!!!!!!



zs

 

Btw Russ, ironically, you fit the profile you describe up there, except you are an old man. It appears there's no difference between ol' folks and teens in maturity.

Oh yeah, my service is certainly overpriced for old, ugly looking men who act desperate and seek my attention as if there's no tomorrow. However, I welcome free service, kinda like welfare you know! :Q

ZSouthbay, someone here's seen me before. If he cares to tell you all what I look like, then he's permitted to. If he does not, however, care to share what I look like, then you are less likely to ever see me. I don't particularly share my pics with folks on the 'net, with exception to a couple. Besides, I did not sign any contract that obliges me to do so.

 

[DanFungus]

it's funny, because I never once thought of what you thought I would think of (down south..)
I only thought of drive bays

 

[Mookow]

<< gimmie one of the beers !!


<--- passes fresh popcorn to LM >>



Well, if I get some popcorn, I'll give you one of my bottles of Guinness.

 

[Russ]

<< Oh yeah, my service is certainly overpriced for old, ugly looking men who act desperate and seek my attention as if there's no tomorrow. >>



I'm desperate for attention? I'm not the one flitting about a geek forum, trying to convince the horny little teenage boys that I'm female by claiming that I'm "tall and beautiful". That would be you. Your act might fly in The Teenage Turds Who Type One Handed And Pretend To Be Girls Chatroom, but the people who hang out here have very sophisticated BS sensors.

Everybody here knows you're just some loser, wallowing in the dark, damp corner of grandma's basement, so just give up the act and get back together with cousin Thunderbooty.

Russ, NCNE

 

[Jfur]

REAL men have the older 8" drives Anyone remember those??????

 

[Geekbabe]

<<

<< gimmie one of the beers !!


<--- passes fresh popcorn to LM >>



Well, if I get some popcorn, I'll give you one of my bottles of Guinness. >>




lol, you got a deal, now move over ands make room for me on that sofa, the show's getting good here

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

<< Why is mine only 3+1/2 inches but other guys have 5+1/4 inches?!? >>

You were standing in the wrong line the day God was handing out floppies?


<< Get real, Lord Maul. I'm female, thank you! And a female with utmost candidness, thank you. >>

I think there's a prescription creme available for that candidness.

 

[Geekbabe]

<<

<< Why is mine only 3+1/2 inches but other guys have 5+1/4 inches?!? >>

You were standing in the wrong line the day God was handing out floppies?


<< Get real, Lord Maul. I'm female, thank you! And a female with utmost candidness, thank you. >>

I think there's a prescription creme available for that candidness. >>




aHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!


You all are on a roll here this afternoon

 

Stick it, Russ! For your info hon', I could not care the least what folks on the 'net think about me. Additionally, maybe you joined this forum for techie stuff, but i joined it solely for hot deals. I'm done with the hot deals, so I occasionally post at off topic.

My friend, I hope you do not die having lived a sad life as it appears you llve at the moment. I don't think you've ever tasted sweetness in your life 'cuz you always sound like you are in despair--just plain bitterness. Ever considered existentialism to find yourself again? Oh yeah, my friend, you do well speaking on behalf of the entire members of this forum who have not the faintest idea what a despicable man like you have resorted to in the first place.

For your information my love, I'm through with this conversation. You can have a monologue with yourself, though, hon'.

Jfur, that's a good one there, almost twice a 3.5" floppy. :Q

 

[Geekbabe]

<< Stick it, Russ! For your info hon', I could not care the least what folks on the 'net think about me. Additionally, maybe you joined this forum for techie stuff, but i joined it solely for hot deals. I'm done with the hot deals, so I occasionally post at off topic.

My friend, I hope you do not die having lived a sad life as it appears you llve at the moment. I don't think you've ever tasted sweetness in your life 'cuz you always sound like you are in despair--just plain bitterness. Ever considered existentialism to find yourself again? Oh yeah, my friend, you do well speaking on behalf of the entire members of this forum who have not the faintest idea what a despicable man like you have resorted to in the first place.

For your information my love, I'm through with this conversation. You can have a monologue with yourself, though, hon'.

Jfur, that's a good one there, almost twice a 3.5" floppy. :Q >>




Luvly, please enlighten all of us as to what "despicable" things my friend Russ has resorted to...


Btw, if you hear a funny snapping sound that's just the ice getting ready to crack beneath your feet.. best be really careful here

 

[911paramedic]

celebrity (almost) boxing match:

Luvly vs. Russ, NCNE (No Crap, Not Ever)


You sure like those little emoticons Luvly, you must have used a couple dozen, at least, in this thread. :Q

 

[AreaCode707]

Wow, gone for a few hours and look what I miss. I woulda taken bets earlier that Russ whoops Luvly but it looks like I'm a little late for that.

 

[Geekbabe]

<< Wow, gone for a few hours and look what I miss. I woulda taken bets earlier that Russ whoops Luvly but it looks like I'm a little late for that. >>



yeah,well unless there's some pretty quick explaining going on, luvly might just have drawn my attention, fun's fun but you don't refer to friends of mine as "desipacable" so keep your money ready and remember I'm always a good bet

 

[Russ]

Jean,

"Despicable" would be defined as exposing the loser for what he is.

Russ, NCNE

 

[Geekbabe]

<< Jean,

"Despicable" would be defined as exposing the loser for what he is.

Russ, NCNE >>



Russ,

I'd biatch smack her with a pie to the face for ya but all I have on hand is a cherry cheesecake that I was planning for
on having for my dessert.

 

[Russ]

<< cherry cheesecake that I was planning for on having for my dessert. >>



Harry and David's?

Russ, NCNE