Why is it that everything I post gets a low reply level?

[mugs]

You need either hot chicks or some sort of controversy to get a lot of replies. Preferably a news article relating to the "pussification of America" or some sort of outrageous legal decision.

 

[hypn0tik]

Replying so that the OP feels better.

 

[Lurknomore]

Your avatar contains polonium.
We cannot be anywhere within 300,000 meters of you.