Why is it that every time I fall asleep in front of the TV...

[Squisher]

...I wake up to find that soft porn is playing on one of the premium channels? Then, I look around to see if anyone caught me. :sneaky: It's not like anyone in the household mistakes me for a saint. ()

 

[JMapleton]

Showtime or Cinemax?

 

[Squisher]

Showtime or Cinemax?

It could be either, I never really pay attention.

 

[guyver01]

because many of the premium channels (porntime and skinemax) turn into their "After Dark" version.... gasp..... after dark.

 

[ShawnD1]

...I wake up to find that soft porn is playing on one of the premium channels? Then, I look around to see if anyone caught me. :sneaky: It's not like anyone in the household mistakes me for a saint. ()

I've had way worse than this. In my P2P download folder I had a movie as well as some porn. For some reason I had it playing the entire directory instead of just the file. When the movie was over, I went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. I come back to find my girlfriend watching porn. Fuck.

 

[dfuze]

But was she enjoying the porn? Sounds like she was, so that could be a good time.

 

[h8red]

"Hey I don't remember this from Saving Private Ryan.........oh, the movie is called Shaving Private Ryan"

 

[MJinZ]

Showtime or Cinemax?

Showskintime or Climax?

 

[Fayd]

But was she enjoying the porn? Sounds like she was, so that could be a good time.

yeah, i fail to see the issue!

 

[Zedtom]

I wouldn't worry about it unless you wake up with your pants around your ankles and the dog has his face resting on your lap.

 

[Elias824]

When the porn started playing did you dream about porn? Usually I have really weird dreams about stuff thats playing on TV if I fall asleep while im watching.

 

[zinfamous]

I come back to find my girlfriend watching porn. Fuck.

Well, did it work?

 

[Zargon]

Showskintime or Climax?

skinimax........