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Why is it that every time I fall asleep in front of the TV...

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Squisher

Squisher

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...I wake up to find that soft porn is playing on one of the premium channels? Then, I look around to see if anyone caught me. :sneaky: It's not like anyone in the household mistakes me for a saint. ()🙂
 
because many of the premium channels (porntime and skinemax) turn into their "After Dark" version.... gasp..... after dark.
 
Squisher said:
...I wake up to find that soft porn is playing on one of the premium channels? Then, I look around to see if anyone caught me. :sneaky: It's not like anyone in the household mistakes me for a saint. ()🙂
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I've had way worse than this. In my P2P download folder I had a movie as well as some porn. For some reason I had it playing the entire directory instead of just the file. When the movie was over, I went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. I come back to find my girlfriend watching porn. Fuck.
 
"Hey I don't remember this from Saving Private Ryan.........oh, the movie is called Shaving Private Ryan"
 
I wouldn't worry about it unless you wake up with your pants around your ankles and the dog has his face resting on your lap.
 
When the porn started playing did you dream about porn? Usually I have really weird dreams about stuff thats playing on TV if I fall asleep while im watching.
 
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