Another dubious claim is being "a leading" company in whatever field. What does "leading" really mean, really? Sounds good, FWIW.
When I hear "fastest growing" I think, "not a major player" or "a nobody."
It's just execs struggling to find something positive about their company. No one else really cares. When a company says "we're the most trusted name in ____" or "people count on our brand to deliver" they are carefully avoiding any claim to trustworthiness or reliability (which is what really matters). I'd rather hear "you can trust us" or "count on us" - as long as it's true, naturally.
Another dubious claim is being "a leading" company in whatever field. What does "leading" really mean, really? Sounds good, FWIW.
I have something that's extremely fast growing, but it's not a company.
But it is the smallest.
a few weeks ago i was watching this show "undercover boss" and they had this scummy lookin' "real estate" dude on and they bragged that his company was one of the "50 fastest growing companies in america" so i was, like, "dafuq? i neva hurda da dood?!" and so i googled him and it turns out he runs scam seminars and infomercials fake teachin peeps ta flip houses and has made 50 million doin' it (that is, by running seminars, not doing real estate). he may be fast growing but man i wouldnt want his business if i was offered it for free, his whole business is just one big scam. youd think a tv show would be embarassed to even have a scammer like that star on one of their shows, its just a matter of time before his scam business gets shut down
update: Apparently we broke another record. I walked out to grab a pop and the ops manager was spraying champagne all over the warehouse.
Maybe he found a job at an oven faster growing company and is just celebrating that he's leaving.
When I hear "fastest growing" I think, "not a major player" or "a nobody."
Another dubious claim is being "a leading" company in whatever field. What does "leading" really mean, really? Sounds good, FWIW.
Turns out we have done as much business MTD as we did in all of 2010.
I think he was just looking for a reason to spray champagne everywhere.
Men and their spraying liquids everywhere.
Is the company small enough that you can hand him a playboy and tell him to take care of himself in private without getting canned?
I have something that's extremely fast growing, but it's not a company.
This. I hit position #5 in 22 months where I work now.
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