why is gob glorified?

[rockyct]

GOB: What did you come here for, Michael? I hope it's not for a handout. I run a pretty tight ship around here.
Michael: With a pool table.
GOB: It's a gaming ship.

 

[Ruptga]

I have no idea what's going on in here, but it looks fun

 

[jlchoi]

You've ruined the act, Gob!