Originally posted by: Fritzo
French cooking is VERY labor intensive, complicated, and it uses expensive ingredients. For instance, a spice like saffron is used frequently and it's OUTRAGEOUSLY expensive (we're talking $100's per pound). Vanilla beans can run $7-$8 EACH and they'll use one per dessert. Some dishes can take up to an hour to prepare and have to be babied the whole way through. I'm not a big fan of French food- you're going to end up getting a pizza afterwards

They're into small portiions of super fattening foods. Buttter, heavy cream, lard- all staples and found in nearly everything. The basis of their food is "each whatever you want in moderation." Trust me- it'll be moderated
Maybe you're talking about French restaurants in the States, but French cuisine in general is not about small portions though they aren't prone to the massive portions which seem to be
de rigueur for Fat America. French provincial food is often just as heavy and well-portioned as traditional German food, though it depends on the season (winter being heavier, obviously). Look up cassoulet for instance -- an awesome heavy stew from the SW region of France.
It does tend to be very labor intensive. I made a Provencal meat dish for a dinner party that took about four hours of non-stop work from beginning to end (including a couple side dishes and dessert, but still). It was absolutely fantastic but a royal pain in the butt to make. Fortunately, I enjoy cooking, and I had a nice bottle of wine open on the counter.
Do NOT judge French food by what you get in the States, except at particular, authentic restaurants which are uncommon. That's like saying that true Italian food is from The Olive Garden or Chinese from Manchu Wok. Paris is great for a variety of excellent restaurants (if anyone is going, I have a great recommendation on Ile-Ste-Louis), but you really need to venture into the countryside for the best experiences. Unfortunately, you need to speak French in most cases, but the crepes in Normandie, for example, are absolutely amazing even at the lowliest little restaurant.
My favorite cuisine from France is Provencal so I'll address it briefly. It's essentially Mediterranean -- olive oil, olives, garlic, broad-leaf parsley, herbs, onions, tomatoes, etc. There's plenty of resemblence to southern Italian, Greek, and Spanish cooking. It tends to be lighter than the rest of French cooking such as Burgundy (Bourgogne), reknowned for coq au vin and some heavy beef dishes, and the area itself is a little different from the rest of France -- they have a very particular accent and some unique habits (favorite liquor is pastis, which is strongly licorice flavored and mixed with water).
French cuisine is not considered among the world's best for nothing. Learn to make it yourself, and you'll start to appreciate why.