Why is Brooke Hogan famous?

[shiner]

She's fat, stupid, annoying and can't sing worth a damn.

Oh wait...I think I just answered my own question.

 

[dbk]

She's the Hulk's daughter and has(d) a show on VH1.

 

[IronWing]

I have no idea what this woman looks like but I'm trying to merge Brooke Shields and Hulk Hogan in my mind.

 

[her209]

Because she's an attention whore just like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.

 

[I Saw OJ]

Shes fat?

 

[dennilfloss]

She's not fat. :roll:

 

[dbk]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
She's not fat. :roll:

Yeah, but that's a man, baby!

 

[paulxcook]

She's not at all fat, but for a "hot" girl she looks kind of weird.

 

[IronWing]

Just did a Google image search. I was so close it's scary.

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: paulxcook
She's not at all fat, but for a "hot" girl she looks kind of weird.

you're right. she's not fat, she just has massive jugs.

 

[mcmilljb]

She discovered a new way to wear jeans - link.

 

[RandomFool]

I didn't know about her until I read this thread in bed after being fed now I wish I was dead or made out of lead you know I really hate ped(s)....ok that one sucked. I quit.

 

[shiner]

I will upgrade her from fat to chubby but that is as nice as I can be.

 

[Q]

TnA

 

[OCGuy]

Id go corn-hunting in that cave.

 

[Saint Nick]

who knows, but this picture:

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/i...e_brooke_hogan_big.jpg

is really weird. her head is huge compared to FERGIES.

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: NightDarker
who knows, but this picture:

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/i...e_brooke_hogan_big.jpg

is really weird. her head is huge compared to FERGIES.

It's not weird. Brooke is taller than Fergie. What's the issue?

 

[zinfamous]

she'll be hitting fat in about 5 years; obese in 7.

 

[lyssword]

Wasn't hulk hogan rubbing her ass with sunscreen?

 

[illusion88]

Same reason why Paris Hilton is famous.

 

[EKKC]

The 4 horsewomen of apocalypse

Paris Hilton
Brooke Hogan
Kim Kardashian
Heidi Montag




i would place Lindsay Lohan on the list but at least the girl did star in some Disney movies before she started acting like a crazy doped up lesbian.

 

[Ballatician]

no Britney? I don't even know who Montag is..

 

[EKKC]

Originally posted by: Ballatician
no Britney? I don't even know who Montag is..

Exactly.
No britney, at least she has an album out and some girls (actually quite a lot) actually bought her album like 8 years ago.

the 4 i listed have no business being famous.

 

[seemingly random]

I was thinking I hadn't heard of her but them remembered (was trying to forget) pics of her daddy rubbing suntan lotion on her but a while back. Thanks.

 

[geno]

She's Hulk Hogan's daughter.

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