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Why I'm Voting Democrat...

thegimp03

Diamond Member
I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job
of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad
guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed
to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest
away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist
liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some
fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have
to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have
any guns in the house to fight them off with.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I
want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
at 15% isn't.


Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn't it?



You didn't link to your chain e-mail/blog puff piece or even admit it was one, intead trying to pass it off as yours.

Read our posting rules. When you post an article or piece, YOU have to comment on it (in addition to admitting it's not yours.)

Your formatting gave you away.

Locked.


Perknose
Senior AT Mod
 
Originally posted by: thegimp03
I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job
of spending the money I earn than I would.

Lol this is really funny when you think of the buy outs and this is a repost.
 
it'd be nice if people never ever posted email forwards, or forwarded email forwards, or did anything but tell the person who forwarded said email forward to never forward email to them again.
 
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