Why I killed Jeffrey Dahmer.

[Mai72]

http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/30/us/feat-jeffrey-dahmer-killer-explanation/index.html

This was funny.

The man who beat serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer to death inside a Wisconsin prison says he did it because of Dahmer's creepy sense of humor -- which included turning prison food into fake limbs covered with ketchup to resemble blood, the New York Post reports.

If he saw a guard that was nervous and standing near enough to hear him, he would say, 'I bite,'" the newspaper quoted the pastor, Roy Ratcliff, as saying. "Usually the guard would jump away and that would make Jeff laugh.

 

[shortylickens]

Ok, what about the other guy he killed? The guy who never did shit to anyone in prison?

 

[Mai72]

Ok, what about the other guy he killed? The guy who never did shit to anyone in prison?

I guess he just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

funny? are you severely brain damaged?

 

[motsm]

funny? are you severely brain damaged?

I saw this earlier and thought it was great. It just made me picture Dahmer as some sort of self proclaimed class clown that nobody found funny. Then for someone to go to such an extreme measure to end his shenanigans is just plain funny.

 

[BUTCH1]

funny? are you severely brain damaged?

Yea, that's a positive on that one.

 

[andylawcc]

Ok, what about the other guy he killed? The guy who never did shit to anyone in prison?

i came here to post this.
I read the article yesterday and scratched my head over that one. it was never explained.

 

[andylawcc]

funny? are you severely brain damaged?

Mai72 is Jeffery Dahmer reincarnate.

somewhat ironic given your username ;p

 

[Tsavo]

Such disappointment. I was expecting Mai72 to be some badassed vigilante.

Nope.

;(

 

[Printer Bandit]

Did he do some gay skull fucking of decapitated heads? So funny.

 

[Thump553]

My first apartment was a couple of blocks from Dahmer's (actually he lived in a much nicer building than I did). It was a bizarre neighborhood. At the time Wisconsin was big into releasing mental patients from institutions where many had been for years-resulting in tons of really out of it street people, a college frat house or two, lots of Laotian refugees living twenty to a one bedroom flat, a (very) few normal students mostly just really poor city people.

 

[inachu]

I remember reading a new report that he died from getting a broom shoved up where the sun don't shine.

Either the new report on a week after his death is wrong or this current new info is wrong.

 

[TechBoyJK]

Apparently the other guy he killed was dahmer's buddy and they were both fucking with the guy. So he killed them both.

The thing the guy kept saying bugged him the most was that not only were Dahmer's crimes incredibly sick and evil, he was completely unrepentant.

 

[tcsenter]

A psychopath talking about how a sociopath creep'd him out, and being a psychopath, wants to splain the really good reasons why he killed. Almost as bad as watching one person who believes in 2000 y.o. myths mocking and belittling someone else's 1600 y.o. myths.

 

[Mai72]

My first apartment was a couple of blocks from Dahmer's (actually he lived in a much nicer building than I did). It was a bizarre neighborhood. At the time Wisconsin was big into releasing mental patients from institutions where many had been for years-resulting in tons of really out of it street people, a college frat house or two, lots of Laotian refugees living twenty to a one bedroom flat, a (very) few normal students mostly just really poor city people.

Holy f*ck! Did you cross paths with Dahmer?

Imagine if he invited you for dinner? D:

 

[Humpy]

Dahmer's killer seems even worse than Dahmer.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Every time I heard the name Dahmer, I think of the band Macabre, and their glorious tunes!