Why I hate when people flatulate

[grohl]

Oh I have a better idea!

Adapt this for your ass:
http://www.amazon.com/Israeli-Civili...uct/B0002XJ2OU

Ok I spit my beer laughing so hard.

I eat everything. I've seen a doctor. I have fun with it.

 

[alfa147x]

you know what's worse than farting?

Cigar smoking.

keep your throat cancer to yourself.

do it in your own house... then drink a bottle of mouthwash.. your body smells after,.

No way is someone's fart worse than cigar smoke.

Cigar smoke smells pretty bad for people who aren't into it. This is why I:

1. Only smoke with cigar smokers
2. Mouthwash then eat something then brush after a cigar
3. Also change of clothes and shower

After doing the above no way can someone tell i've smoked a cigar recently.

 

[alfa147x]

Ok I spit my beer laughing so hard.

I eat everything. I've seen a doctor. I have fun with it.

See a better doctor. Also what if they started to feed you through a tube. Or you had everything injected or something of that nature.

C'mon new medical science help!

 

[Newbian]

I never fart around people it's disgusting, that includes my partner of 9 years.

I am sure your dog won't mind as those little furballs have evil gas.

 

[MarkXIX]

I think someone went down doggy style and had a bad experience.

 

[Newbian]

I think someone went down doggy style and had a bad experience.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoRQEQUi9NM

 

[HAL9000]

I am sure your dog won't mind as those little furballs have evil gas.

I don't have a dog... I don't have any pets.

 

[DaTT]

My favorite place to fart is in the shower....instant stink.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

A Fart is Merely a lonely cry of an imprisoned turd

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

I think someone went down doggy style and had a bad experience.

What about a fanny fart

 

[CallMeJoe]

Pepedi, ergo sum.

 

[HAL9000]

Pepedi, ergo sum.

lol

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Pepedi, ergo sum.

Cic. Multa male eveniunt bonis. Id. Sol lucet etiam scelerdtis. Sen. Hcsret lateri lethdlis arundo. Virg.

 

[jme5343]

Hell I don't even sit near restrooms at a restroom.

Now that's impressive.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

i got plenty of filters

You can never have enough:

http://www.under-tec.com/undertec2g.php

 

[BUTCH1]

I like to pooch-fart in the grocery isle then stand back and see who get caught in the death cloud..

 

[BoomerD]

If you let that shit go in public you just showered everyone around you in poop particles! Better apologize profusely. Assholes

Fuck that. I used to have the practice of floating a silent-but-deadly air biscuit down to an art form...especially at the jobsite safety meetings.
Get a large group of people gathered in one place...move into one area...nuke the bastards...then quietly retreat. Move into another area...nuke the bastards...quietly retreat. Since it's done silently, no one is the wiser as to WHO it is...
There are many different forms of crop dusting however...In some situations, loud and obvious is preferable. Learn the art well...and use it to your advantage...and NEVER ignore the opportunity to leave a parting gift in an elevator. You never know who will get on at the next floor. :biggrin:

I wear "tighty-whities," and IMO, they're the best fart filters available...and you can easily tell when they've reached saturation...

 

[Gothgar]

Such a normal bodily function...

 

[Rastus]

Like you've never left a crepitation of no small size in your wake.

 

[Imp]

Man, I let one out at work this past week loud as hell. Was holding it in, and made a weird twisting action with my legs as I turned a corner.

 

[WHAMPOM]

It's like a shotgun of poop particles

So just excuse yourself for an attack of the "vapors" and go fart in another room, which doesn't do much more then dilute the "Particles"to undetectable levels, but still there.

 

[WHAMPOM]

I don't have a dog... I don't have any pets.

So you were unsocialized as a child, make a poor partner as an adult and have a shorter life span then most pet keeping people?

 

[stargazr]

It's like a shotgun of poop particles

You mean like this -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwGpzQV8ZZ4

 

[HAL9000]

So you were unsocialized as a child, make a poor partner as an adult and have a shorter life span then most pet keeping people?

What the fuck are you talking about? I've had pets, I don't currently have a pet, I live in a flat that doesn't allow pets...

You make delusional leaps with no verification, you need to seriously scrutinise your thought processes and then come back

 

[dawp]

I fart in your general direction.