Why I hate when people flatulate

[alfa147x]

It's like a shotgun of poop particles

 

[guyver01]

good thing you never fart.

 

[DaTT]

But it feels so good.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I discovered this after a week of wearing the same pair of pajamas without showering, observing unusual particulate on my feet.

 

[alfa147x]

good thing you never fart.

I should have added: In public

 

[guyver01]

I should have added: In public

you should patent that device you created that controls when and where you fart.

you'll make millions.

sell 'em in mexican restaurants first..

 

[coldmeat]

as opposed to the other reasons people hate it?

 

[alfa147x]

If you let that shit go in public you just showered everyone around you in poop particles! Better apologize profusely. Assholes

 

[lxskllr]

Beats projectile vomiting.

 

[alfa147x]

you should patent that device you created that controls when and where you fart.

you'll make millions.

sell 'em in mexican restaurants first..

THINK ABOUT THE WHITE PEOPLE IN INDIAN RESTAURANTS!



millions@!

 

[guyver01]

If you let that shit go in public you just showered everyone around you in poop particles! Better apologize profusely. Assholes

well.. maybe since you dont wipe your ass well, you're showering them in poop particles...

but me... i wipe good.

and i wear underwear... and pants...

i got plenty of filters

 

[coldmeat]

you should patent that device you created that controls when and where you fart.

you'll make millions.

sell 'em in mexican restaurants first..

Self control? Ya I agree, he should patent it. He would sell millions in the states.

 

[Newbian]

Self control? Ya I agree, he should patent it. He would sell millions in the states.

Hold it in all the time and you are likely to spontaneous combust like kenny.

 

[alfa147x]

well.. maybe since you dont wipe your ass well, you're showering them in poop particles...

but me... i wipe good.

and i wear underwear... and pants...

i got plenty of filters

I shower at least twice a day. I shower enough that I need lotion.
I wear boxer briefs. The best filter for flatulence.

I wipe till it's streakless.

Hell I don't even sit near restrooms at a restroom.

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

you should patent that device you created that controls when and where you fart.

Taco Bell - where's my money?

 

[SandEagle]

sounds like the OP's a little shitfaced tonight

 

[alfa147x]

sounds like the OP's a little shitfaced tonight

Nope. I just drove.

 

[Leros]

Beats projectile vomiting.

And projectile pooping

 

[HAL9000]

I never fart around people it's disgusting, that includes my partner of 9 years.

 

[grohl]

I fart. A lot. What am I supposed to do, hold it?

 

[alfa147x]

I fart. A lot. What am I supposed to do, hold it?

Yes. Go into a public bathroom.


^Also one of the reasons I don't use public bathrooms

 

[grohl]

Yes. Go into a public bathroom.


^Also one of the reasons I don't use public bathrooms

So you want me to go to the public bathroom 30-40 times a day? Get over yourself please.

 

[alfa147x]

So you want me to go to the public bathroom 30-40 times a day? Get over yourself please.

Oh I have a better idea!

Adapt this for your ass:
http://www.amazon.com/Israeli-Civili...uct/B0002XJ2OU

 

[Leros]

So you want me to go to the public bathroom 30-40 times a day? Get over yourself please.

What the heck do you eat?

 

[guyver01]

you know what's worse than farting?

Cigar smoking.

keep your throat cancer to yourself.

do it in your own house... then drink a bottle of mouthwash.. your body smells after,.