Why I fired my secretary

[Raj]

good one indeed.

made me laugh.

 

[Gravity]

funny.

 

[Nanotech]

Oh sh*t, I hope you are joking! I'm soooooo sorry if you are not! Your poor kids!

 

[ggavinmoss]

Originally posted by: Nanotech
Oh sh*t, I hope you are joking! I'm soooooo sorry if you are not! Your poor kids!

I've got this bridge you might be interested in...

-geoff

 

[Aharami]

heard it a couple times b4. still funny

 

[samgau]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: her209
Woah, the one I heard has two hot lesbians... and they end up in bed at the end. Wierd.

No that was the last porno you saw... sick fvck!

Haha.... thats funny too...

 

[Confused]

Took me a couple of lines before I realised it was a joke.


Confused

 

[ThePresence]

Nice.

 

[Nanotech]

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss

Originally posted by: Nanotech
Oh sh*t, I hope you are joking! I'm soooooo sorry if you are not! Your poor kids!

I've got this bridge you might be interested in...

-geoff

Yeah, that's what you get for not reading any responses before posting.

 

[ufs]

Originally posted by: Vich
haha imagine if that happened for real?

then I'll fire the secretary for sure, not to mention my wife will file for divorce and the kids and friends will never talk to me again

 

[Splork]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Heard it before, but it was still funny

Yeah, this is a good one.

-sp

 

[PCMarine]

Originally posted by: SSP
LOL,

*thumbs up*

 

[bootymac]

It's pretty good itself, but seeing this so many times kills it =\

 

[JEDI]

booo...hiss....put a warning on the title next time

OR BAN!

 

[mdcrab]

When I first read the thread title I thought how cruel it was for you to fire your secretary the day before Secretarys Day (or Administrative Assistants Day, Exceptional Assistants Day, Professional Assistants Day, Administrative Professionals Day, Exceptional Professionals Day, or what ever is PC).

mdcrab

 

[ufs]

thanks for all the responses people. I am glad you liked it. Will post more jokes as I come across any.