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Why guys should always keep their mouth shut....

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Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Originally posted by: moshquerade
she should lighten up. :roll:

you should have said, "i have a fake penis, wanna touch it?"
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umm, it's already dick enough to make fun of someone just because they stumble. It's even dicker when it turns out they don't have a leg.
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oh come on.... lighten the hell up. i find humor is the best medicine, and the best retort.

so what? we all have shortcomings. it's obvious the OP didn't know she had a prosthetic leg or else he wouldn't have made the comment. she should have realized that and not been so uptight. if it were me i would've responded with a humorous comment, and not act all defensive and butthurt.

give what life deals to you and find some funny in it. it's better for your overall health and outlook. my father even found some humor in the cancer he was dealt. those kind of people have other people flocking to them.
 
Originally posted by: MrToilet
Originally posted by: Kelemvor
Were they hot?
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They weren't really that good looking, honestly, and I'm pretty sure I would have just earned myself a kick in the balls if I had said anything...
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You owed her a drink for redemption nonetheless.

0/2 for class.
 
Originally posted by: MrToilet
So I was at a bar with a bunch of people in Kansas City, and it was pretty crowded; we were sitting at a table- a couple of girls walked by, and one stumbled, almost knocking her friend over. I, loaded off of Long Island Ice Teas, start laughing, and yell out "Hey, learn how to walk, will ya?!"

They both turn to me with complete death stares; like I was genuinely afraid I was going to die. Then the girl that stumbles yells back, "Hey, maybe I would if I didn't have a FAKE LEG!"

Sure enough, I look over again, she's got a prosthetic leg below the knee.

How was I to know? Seriously?!
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Your response should have been, "It's ok, I've got a fake dick. Can I buy you a drink?"
 
Originally posted by: MrToilet
So I was at a bar with a bunch of people in Kansas City, and it was pretty crowded; we were sitting at a table- a couple of girls walked by, and one stumbled, almost knocking her friend over. I, loaded off of Long Island Ice Teas, start laughing, and yell out "Hey, learn how to walk, will ya?!"

They both turn to me with complete death stares; like I was genuinely afraid I was going to die. Then the girl that stumbles yells back, "Hey, maybe I would if I didn't have a FAKE LEG!"

Sure enough, I look over again, she's got a prosthetic leg below the knee.

How was I to know? Seriously?!
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you should have looked at her and said, "Oh really? Hey, you ever get freaky with that stump?".

that would have capped the evening off just right.
 
Wow...you suck at being drunk. Next time you want to be an ass but enjoy the humorous aspect of it, learn to be more quiet. Some people are better at drinking than others I guess. I hope you at least apologized. At least then you can regain some self respect.
 
One of my fave quotes (Einstein):

"If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
 
Originally posted by: Muse
One of my fave quotes (Einstein):

"If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
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Hehe That's pretty good. I like this one:

"A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts."
 
Originally posted by: feralkid
Originally posted by: moshquerade
she should lighten up. :roll:

you should have said, "i have a fake penis, wanna touch it?"
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You don't inter-act with real people much, do you?
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She can only guess what would work for a woman.
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Originally posted by: moshquerade
she should lighten up. :roll:

you should have said, "i have a fake penis, wanna touch it?"
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umm, it's already dick enough to make fun of someone just because they stumble. It's even dicker when it turns out they don't have a leg.
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oh come on.... lighten the hell up. i find humor is the best medicine, and the best retort.

so what? we all have shortcomings. it's obvious the OP didn't know she had a prosthetic leg or else he wouldn't have made the comment. she should have realized that and not been so uptight. if it were me i would've responded with a humorous comment, and not act all defensive and butthurt.

give what life deals to you and find some funny in it. it's better for your overall health and outlook. my father even found some humor in the cancer he was dealt. those kind of people have other people flocking to them.
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<--Pulls mosh's fake tit off and smacks her on the ass with it. 😛
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Originally posted by: moshquerade
she should lighten up. :roll:

you should have said, "i have a fake penis, wanna touch it?"
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umm, it's already dick enough to make fun of someone just because they stumble. It's even dicker when it turns out they don't have a leg.
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oh come on.... lighten the hell up. i find humor is the best medicine, and the best retort.

so what? we all have shortcomings. it's obvious the OP didn't know she had a prosthetic leg or else he wouldn't have made the comment. she should have realized that and not been so uptight. if it were me i would've responded with a humorous comment, and not act all defensive and butthurt.

give what life deals to you and find some funny in it. it's better for your overall health and outlook. my father even found some humor in the cancer he was dealt. those kind of people have other people flocking to them.
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<--Pulls mosh's fake tit off and smacks her on the ass with it. 😛
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:laugh:

 
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