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Why guys should always keep their mouth shut....

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MrToilet

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So I was at a bar with a bunch of people in Kansas City, and it was pretty crowded; we were sitting at a table- a couple of girls walked by, and one stumbled, almost knocking her friend over. I, loaded off of Long Island Ice Teas, start laughing, and yell out "Hey, learn how to walk, will ya?!"

They both turn to me with complete death stares; like I was genuinely afraid I was going to die. Then the girl that stumbles yells back, "Hey, maybe I would if I didn't have a FAKE LEG!"

Sure enough, I look over again, she's got a prosthetic leg below the knee.

How was I to know? Seriously?!
 
Originally posted by: Kelemvor
Were they hot?
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They weren't really that good looking, honestly, and I'm pretty sure I would have just earned myself a kick in the balls if I had said anything...
 
Originally posted by: MrToilet
They weren't really that good looking, honestly, and I'm pretty sure I would have just earned myself a kick in the balls if I had said anything...
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...which with the prosthetic could have done some real damage.
 
Originally posted by: MrToilet
So I was at a bar with a bunch of people in Kansas City, and it was pretty crowded; we were sitting at a table- a couple of girls walked by, and one stumbled, almost knocking her friend over. I, loaded off of Long Island Ice Teas, start laughing, and yell out "Hey, learn how to walk, will ya?!"

They both turn to me with complete death stares; like I was genuinely afraid I was going to die. Then the girl that stumbles yells back, "Hey, maybe I would if I didn't have a FAKE LEG!"

Sure enough, I look over again, she's got a prosthetic leg below the knee.

How was I to know? Seriously?!
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Drink less! 😉

 
Originally posted by: d33pt
that's when you apologize and buy her a drink. nice one, ace!
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Screw that, he already took his punishment (the death stares and embarrassment). Apology is good enough
 
If they weren't that attractive then I see no problem with what you said. It's normal guy behavior to be nice to the pretty ones. 😉
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
she should lighten up. :roll:

you should have said, "i have a fake penis, wanna touch it?"
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umm, it's already dick enough to make fun of someone just because they stumble. It's even dicker when it turns out they don't have a leg.
 
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