Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex

MaverickBP

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1. You don't have to hide your fishing magazines.
2. It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with you once in a while.
3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about fishing.
4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
5. Your fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.
6. It's perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.
7. When you see a really good fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you fishing together.
8. If your regular fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you fish with someone else.
9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish by yourself.
10. When dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
11. You can have a fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
12. There are no fishing-transmitted diseases.
13. If you want to watch fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Play..boy channel.
14. Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
15. Nobody expects you to give up fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
16. Your fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just fished last week! Is fishing all you ever think about?"
17. Your fishing partner will not care if your performance isn't up to par. They actually prefer it.
18. The size of your fishing pole doesn't matter. Your the only one using it.
 

MaverickBP

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Originally posted by: Mo0o
Similarities?

You always end up smelling like fish

LOL i laughed pretty hard until i thought about it...

if it smells like fish man GET OUT
 

Hottie

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17) Your fishing partner will not be disappointed if you under perform unlike sxx, actually they will very satisfy if he/she out out fish you.
 

Argo

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18) When fishing with a partner, they won't ever complain about the size of your fishing pole.
 

Cheezeit

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: Argo
18) When fishing with a partner, they won't ever complain about the size of your fishing pole.

Speaking from experience? :Q

lol

this is going into the lock area
 

HumblePie

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Don't forget with fishing you can hang your worm out in public too!!!

Also, you can buy all the fishing toys you want to your hearts content and even display them on the mantle without offending guests.

Best part of fishing is you get to eat the fish, for some people that's not always the best part of sex.

Whopper tales can actually be believed when you talk about fishing. I once had one THIS BIG.