Why everyone should own a gun

[ShawnD1]

I was driving home from work. As usual, some retard is trying to merge onto a highway going half the speed limit. This time was a bit different. This retard actually came to a full stop because she couldn't merge properly. Then she tries to merge from a dead stop onto a highway while driving a compact car. Classic suicide attempt.

Why do we try to restrict guns? If everyone owned a gun, people could just kill themselves at home instead of going on city streets and hoping an 18 wheeler runs them over. Every other driver's life was put in danger just because this one person wants to die. please support right to die legislation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_to_die

 

[DingDingDao]

7/10. Not bad.

 

[bfdd]

ShawnD1, I can already tell you're a driver after my own heart.

 

[Elias824]

dosent have to be a gun, just OD on pills, or slit your wrists, watch CNN. Really any of those will do.

 

[bfdd]

btw I absolutely support the right to die.

 

[BoomerD]

While I agree that everyone SHOULD own a gun...or several, poor driving skills of the general population isn't one of the reasons for that.

 

[slayer202]

well I can clearly see you also believe everyone has the right to QQ

 

[spidey07]

Well I'll go ahead and threadcrap. Studies show having easy access to a gun can increase likeliness of suicide by people with some mental illness. The theory says because it's so easy, just point and shoot. Done.

 

[Kelvrick]

Well I'll go ahead and threadcrap. Studies show having easy access to a gun can increase likeliness of suicide by people with some mental illness. The theory says because it's so easy, just point and shoot. Done.

Except when they try to stick it in their mouths (like in the movies) and just blow out the back of their neck, disabling them and putting them on public support for the rest of their miserable (now even more so) lives.

 

[bfdd]

Except when they try to stick it in their mouths (like in the movies) and just blow out the back of their neck, disabling them and putting them on public support for the rest of their miserable (now even more so) lives.

We should just help them out at that point and kill them.

 

[RavenSEAL]

All i know is...as soon as i can purchase a gun, i'm buying 5 of them.

 

[Mike Gayner]

While I agree that everyone SHOULD own a gun...or several, poor driving skills of the general population isn't one of the reasons for that.

LOLAmerica, you guys crack me up.

 

[surfsatwerk]

I'd rather own a poo stick.

 

[zinfamous]

I particularly enjoy how you connect the two.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I have a follow-up question. Do you get all butt hurt when someone accelerates fast and manages to cut in front of you when they're trying to merge?

I'm still not sure what gun ownership would solve in this situation.

 

[Elias824]

I have a follow-up question. Do you get all butt hurt when someone accelerates fast and manages to cut in front of you when they're trying to merge?

I'm still not sure what gun ownership would solve in this situation.

Is there any problem gun ownership cant solve.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

I was driving home from work. As usual, some retard is trying to merge onto a highway going half the speed limit. This time was a bit different. This retard actually came to a full stop because she couldn't merge properly. Then she tries to merge from a dead stop onto a highway while driving a compact car. Classic suicide attempt.

Why do we try to restrict guns? If everyone owned a gun, people could just kill themselves at home instead of going on city streets and hoping an 18 wheeler runs them over. Every other driver's life was put in danger just because this one person wants to die. please support right to die legislation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_to_die

You should own a gun. That way you could have saved those around you from the future burdens they'll suffer by you allowing her to live.