Why "Dubya" won the election....

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Jhill

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You forgot the cool one where Bush is getting arrested for a DUI and that wimp Kerry got a designated driver.

 

JonnyStarks

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Those ones with his wife are hilarious, they really should have rehearsed kissing in front of a mirror or something.
 
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Kerry in Vietnam

Meanwhile back in the US...
AWOL dubya

Back at Andover, being the virile MANLY man he is...
RAH RAH! GO TEAM!

How any military personnel can salute that coward is beyond me. He never served, got special treatment to get in the NG.. he's a coward, he couldn't find oil in texas, traded sammy sosa when he owned the rangers, and has had a silver spoon all his spoiled life.
 

Megatomic

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They salute because they have to (even if they don't want to). Like it or not, he's the chief.

Tell us about your service record Sheik.
 
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I tried to join the Navy but due to the fact I had a congenital heart defect (10 days old I had transposition of the great vessel, open heart surgery at 4 years old and again at 30), they wouldnt take me. I took the meps test in Chicago about 1986. My father was a paratrooper in WWII, he thinks even less of that shmuck in the whitehouse.
 

preslove

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Uhm... Kerry jumped out of a boat, ran a few yards, lined up a VC hostile with his m16 and blew that fvcker to hell. Bush just flew airplanes until he got too scared to go up. That and a lot of coke.
 

Megatomic

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Originally posted by: Sheik Yerbouti
I tried to join the Navy but due to the fact I had a congenital heart defect (10 days old I had transposition of the great vessel, open heart surgery at 4 years old and again at 30), they wouldnt take me. I took the meps test in Chicago about 1986. My father was a paratrooper in WWII, he thinks even less of that shmuck in the whitehouse.
Well, I did serve in the Navy, Nuke ET. I did go to "war" in Operation Desert Storm/Shield. But none of that makes me more fit to be Pres. than the next guy.
 
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But you did go, you didn't use daddy or grandpappy's connections to keep you stateside. I respect you for that. I have nothing but contempt and disgust for dubya
 

chrisms

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I get the feeling that Kerry would have been just as entertaining a president as GWB
 

nutxo

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Originally posted by: preslove
Uhm... Kerry jumped out of a boat, ran a few yards, lined up a VC hostile with his m16 and blew that fvcker to hell. Bush just flew airplanes until he got too scared to go up. That and a lot of coke.

Wow, you really bought into that crap?