Why don't "they" make oscillating dryers?

SSSnail

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How hard can it be?

I'm sure this has happened to you before, where you toss your bed sheets, duvet cover, etc... into the dryer and expect those to be dried when you want them, only to find a giant wad of soggy mass when the drying cycle is finished.

It shouldn't be too hard to program it so that ever few cycles, the dryer would spin the other way? Come on people, get to it.
 

AdamK47

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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It's meant to tumble dry clothing. Giant bed sheets are the exception. I doubt reversing the rotation would get the sheets to open up to any meaningful degree.
 

KeithP

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How hard can it be?

I'm sure this has happened to you before, where you toss your bed sheets, duvet cover, etc... into the dryer and expect those to be dried when you want them, only to find a giant wad of soggy mass when the drying cycle is finished.

If you pay attention to how you put the items in the dryer, that won't happen.

-KeithP
 

pcgeek11

Lifer
Jun 12, 2005
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The laundry is my wifes job.

Not a manly problem.

I don't even know what a duvet cover is. Is that something like lace panties?

meh\
 

Mike64

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Apr 22, 2011
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If you pay attention to how you put the items in the dryer, that won't happen.
^ This. Happens to me every once in a while anyway, but it's not a regular occurrence. Shake out the sheet so it's not still all wadded up when you throw it in the dryer. The more common occurrence, for me anyway, and harder to avoid, is something small like a pillowcase or hand towel getting caught up in the corner of a fitted sheet. It's annoying, but not as bad as the whole sheet staying damp, and well worth the convenience of not having to deal with (really old) old-school flat bottom sheets. ;)
 

dullard

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May 21, 2001
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Or how about you don't overload the dryer?

Bed sheets really aren't a problem if you have a ceiling fan. An hour under the ceiling fan dried my sheets quite thoroughly when my dryer broke. Just lay the sheet out over the bed, turn on the bedroom ceiling fan, and come back when you are sleepy.
 

IronWing

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I'm calling BS on this. At some point in the next few billion years the dryer will overheat and destroy itself. (Along with the rest of the planet!)

In this event, the user simply needs to return the dryer to the address provided for a full refund.
 
Feb 25, 2011
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The laundry is my wifes job.

Not a manly problem.

I don't even know what a duvet cover is. Is that something like lace panties?

meh\
It's like a pillowcase for a blanket.

Being oblivious of what your wife is spending money on is not manly behavior. Keep control of that shit.